Micro Center

Founded in 1979, Columbus, Ohio by John Baker and Bill Bayne, Micro Center is the best, most magical, wonderful, and awe-inspiring place in the world. It has any piece of electronic hardware you could desire and simply entering a Micro Center could cause you to have a small brain aneurysm. Their product list consists primarily of parts and accessories to personal computers. A small list of products they carry is: CPUs, motherboards, graphics cards, power supplies, cases, CPU coolers, hardline water cooling kits, AIOs, memory, HDDs, SSDs, M.2s, cooling fans, PCIE expansion cards, computer mice, keyboards, headphones, speakers, desk mats, computer chairs, laptops, prebuilt desktops, and enough RGB hardware to hijack Christmas. All computer enthusiasts are required to experience a Micro Center at least once in their lives. Their prices somehow manage to rival those of online stores and simply browsing the shelves is entertainment within itself. They constantly give away free stuff like Bluetooth headphones and USB drives through their Insider Program (newsletter) and have 25 locations across 16 states. They unfortunately do not have any locations outside the United States and do not ship internationally but if you're visiting the United States and find yourself in-range of one of their locations, it's definitely worth the stop.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I'm going to Micro Center"

Guy 2: "HELL YEAH -- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET?"

Guy 1: "Probably a new mouse and graphics card, ray tracing looks epic"

Guy 2: "NICE -- SENT PICS"

by Randymations August 25, 2021

Recreational Microbiology

Fermenting alcohol

I dabbled in recreational microbiology last year, and now the fruits of my labor have me dancing on the table in a hula skirt.

My career is in recreational microbiology. I work for Coors.

by cowboyup1876 September 26, 2010

Micro-fucked

Any time a problem with a product from Microsoft elicits a response of "Fucking Microsoft!".

A blue screen of death occurs to which the user yells "Fucking Microsoft!"; you have just been micro-fucked.

by Dirty Paco October 30, 2006

gameboy micro

The new GameBoy that is SUPPER TUPER TINY TEENY WEENY! It was revealed at E3 2005. It has the brightest screen ever, rumored to turn blind men into seeing human citizens. A price is not yet set, but it'll be released some day.

And with that, Reggie stuck his mighty hand ito his stylish suit and pulled out from its sexy depths, a GameBoy Micro!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005

Microbiologist

A microbiologist is a respectable drunk who is capable of extreme violence and can drink a geologist under the table if they so choose to do so. They study the most helpful and the most dangerous creatures in the world. THE ONES YOU CANNOT SEE! They manipulate them into frankenstein like creatures which do our bidding (such as making beer and cheese)(and antrax) and protect you from the evils of disease and the discomfort of the common cold. In short they are the first line of defense in the war against 99.99% of bacteria. Collectively they come equipped with a stick up their arses... but on an individual basis they are drunken comrads up for a giggle. their lust for drink is only rivaled by their wanton desires.

But be warned, never annoy one as they can make your death look like a bad case of food poisoning...

Microbiologist's are the ultimate steaking team!!!,

by Microfantastic November 8, 2010

Micro Machines

Micro Machines was a line of toy cars and the like sold in the U.S. from the late 1980s to the mid-late 1990s by Galoob (now owned by Hasbro). They were much smaller than Hot Wheels and Matchbox and came in packages of five. The line also included many playsets, most notably the Highways and Biways collection of restaurants, car washes, farms, etc., connected by plastic track pieces.

Guy #1: Dude, you still have all your old Micro Machines?
Guy #2: Hell yeah, I grew up with those things!

by shadowcaster187 April 26, 2006

micro type

a program that trys to teach typing but sucks and blow major cunks

Teacher: Everybuddy do micro type
Class: fuck no microtype sucks

by timindakeys September 22, 2005