Metalcore

shitty excuse for metal music. Formed from a deformed asshole from which NASA had never seen before. Once opened, the shittackular music spewed through the anal leakage which formed shitty bands like as I lay dying and unearth.

-Did you hear that new local band?
-Yeah, they're Metalcore, they might as well have cookie monster for their vocals. It's not like you can call them a singer or a band all together

by Hepatitus Carl October 18, 2008

metathree-and-a-half

noun: a metaphor that doensn't quite work i.e. not quite a metafour

i tried my best to explain but all i could come up with was a rather lame, metathree-and-a-half

by candi su monge July 2, 2007

Megawhore

The term "megawhore" is used to describe a female who engages in sexual intimacy with a larger ration of men than your average whore. These whores are known for adding more than one body to their body count in the span of one single day. Intercourse with these women is often accompanied by the use of alcohol, narcotics, and methamphetamines. These women are suicidal to the point of weekly attempt and are failing school by thirty points or more. They have so little respect for themselves that they virtually beg for guys to spread their nudes around like a California wildfire.

Kid A: Bro I fucked _______ on saturday.
Kid B: Same.
Kid C: Same.
Kid D: Same.
Kid A: Wow she is a megawhore.

by Definitions With Class September 6, 2021

Anal megaphone

A person with an annoying voice combined with a loud volume, shitty personality and shitty views.

Fuck Ke$ha sounds like an anal megaphone.

by Mao76 July 17, 2010

Metalcore

A subgenre of metal and hardcore that is kind of like communism. If it were to be done correctly, it would be perfect, but hardly anyone can do it right and therefore it is mainly horrible. There are some metalcore bands that I actually enjoy (The Dillinger Escape Plan, Hatebreed, Every Time I Die), but most of it (and certainly the most popular bands) incorporate pop punk, electronic, glam, crunk, and all sorts of other shit and make it sound worse than putting a cat in a blender. Not to mention deathcore, which is just an attempt to make an anti-metalcore genre, is even worse and brings shame to death metal. Another thing that humor's me with most metalcore is the bands claim to be the brutalist shit alive but they dress like a 12 year old scene girl.

Good metalcore: Every Time I Die, TDEP, Hatebreed, All That Remains (sort of), ect.
Bad metalcore: Bring me the Horizon, Of Mice and Men, Asking Alexandria, The Black Dahlia Murder, Chelsea Grin, ect.

by Metalmeister444 December 15, 2013

metalcore

A Song where u hear at the beginning of the song is 'chug-a-chug-a-chug' of the double bass drums and then alotta screamin and stuff and then some guitarist and/or drummer decides he's gonna sing the chorus

"Dude, that band is way metalcore!!!"

by top_ramen214 July 7, 2005

metalcore

The term used to label two musical genres.

1) The fusion of hardcore punk and thrash metal sounding exactly like the sound of it - Integrity or Converge are good examples

2) Extreme metal, usually simplified, with emo clean singing, screamo harsh vocals and an excess of breakdowns which sound nothing like hardcore punk. A fabricated genre aimed at making money and being popular. Why is this called "metalcore" is beyond me.

1) Integrity is a metalcore band and you know why when you listen to it. It takes thrash metal riffs and uses them on hardcore punk drum patterns or vice versa. You know where the "metal" part and the "-core" part came from.

2) Atreyu is a metalcore band. They sound more like nu-metal with chuggy breakdowns. However nobody took his time to understand what exactly the hardcore influences of theirs are - I can certainly hear no breakdowns in my hardcore punk

by Xfing September 9, 2012