Lext Message

A text message recieved from a girl named Lexie or Alexis.

"ring,ring,ring" " Dude what was that?" "Oh just got another Lext Message"

by raymaas August 19, 2009

sex message

A message sent on myspace, an email, text message, aim, ect. that has sexual content. Usually sent from a male who has sexual feelings for a female.

ryan12: Hey wats up?
clair85:nmu?
ryan12: nmj jacking off to you myspace picture.
clair85: wtf CREEP!!!
ryan12: I lov the one where your in a bathing suit and you can kinda see your nipple. DAMNNN!!!
( clair12 has blocked you from her buddy list.)

later that day...
Clair: OMG Ryan sent me the grosest sex message today!!
Julie: OMG! what a perv!

by Emma Tom April 29, 2007

text MESSage

when someone sends a text, most likely when they are under the influence, and the recipient can't make out a single word that they were trying to say mostly because the sender has lost the ability to spell.

Drunk Sender: Hie budbie, can u gixe mi a rido himo?

Reciever: What? This is a total text MESSage!

by fossybear123 May 29, 2009

Subliminal Message

A hidden message or image found in text, music or film. A well-known subliminal message was that of Coca-Cola ads which flashed for less Than a second in movies. You may not have seen it, but your subconscious did. Don't argue with him.

Diggers in delicious donuts are talking idiotically, noticably keeping licked earwax.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

message board

Web based forum for posting opinions and argument - mostly of an irrelevant nature

urban 75 is the UK's premiere message board

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

Away message invite

Inviting people to a party through an away message. Eliminating the burden of picking and chooseing who to invite as well as the time to make phone calls.
Advantages: This works well when you can only have a few people over because only the people who read he away message will know. You won't have to feel guilty or make people mad when you forget to invite them.
Disadvantages: You might have unwelcome guests.

This method works best for last minute parties planned a few hours beforehand.

Alex: Dude, why weren't you at Beckys party last night?
Spencer: what party? I wasn't invited! ::angrey glare::
Alex: oh dude don't worry, it was an Away Message invite, she didn't officially invite anyone. Just check the away messages more often.

by Claude Gabrillo September 14, 2008

Tiger Message

When a man or woman makes a phone call to their mistress/lover and tells them to make a change to their mobile phone voicemail message because they think they might have been caught cheating and their spouse might be calling all the numbers in their mobile phone.

"Man, I think my girlfriend might have found a text from the girl I'm banging. I gotta send her a Tiger Message and tell her to take her name off her voicemail.

by Cricketb February 5, 2010