When a person ignores you when they're not right, when a person changes the dialogue point when they're not right or when a person doesn't like to answer your question.
1.
"Opera is older than Google! If you don't trust me, then check it out by yourself!"
"... Oh wait I have to go actually, see you later."
"Merged."
2.
"Alex, why don't you touch grass and go hang out with your friends instead of playing games for straight 24 or less hours?"
"Mike, leave me alone!"
"Merged..."
3.
"Hey, Jessica, wanna play some Among Us?"
"FUCK OFF!!!"
"Ha-ha-ha, merged!"
"Opera is older than Google! If you don't trust me, then check it out by yourself!"
"... Oh wait I have to go actually, see you later."
"Merged."
2.
"Alex, why don't you touch grass and go hang out with your friends instead of playing games for straight 24 or less hours?"
"Mike, leave me alone!"
"Merged..."
3.
"Hey, Jessica, wanna play some Among Us?"
"FUCK OFF!!!"
"Ha-ha-ha, merged!"
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One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper. This Multidimensional Object is viewed as a Cube to the naked eye of 3rd dimensional beings. It is used to power all warp pianos and devices, with it you can shift your reality or teleport through space with short time.
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper. This Multidimensional Object is viewed as a Cube to the naked eye of 3rd dimensional beings. It is used to power all warp pianos and devices, with it you can shift your reality or teleport through space with short time.
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Terrorist Dinese: (Simultaneously)“Where are you from?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”
Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”
Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”
Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”
Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”
Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”
Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”
Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”
Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
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Matty: Yo, is Aaron coming?
Brian: Yup! But he stopped to pick up a big bag of drugs in case everyone coming tonight wants to do drugs.
Matty: Yes!! That’s the fuckin mergs right there.
Brian: Fuckin right.
Brian: Yup! But he stopped to pick up a big bag of drugs in case everyone coming tonight wants to do drugs.
Matty: Yes!! That’s the fuckin mergs right there.
Brian: Fuckin right.
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