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whitey merchant

; someone who is sick evertime they drink alcohol
'you are a whitey merchant
by oink234 December 10, 2007
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vine merchant

A sportsperson whose playing abilities get super hyped because of 6-second vine videos.
"Mate, check out this goal by Pogba. Isn't he like the best midfielder at the moment?"

"Nah mate, have you ever seen him play the entire game? He's just a vine merchant"
by twitterbanterffs September 18, 2016
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tap-in merchant

a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.
bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant
by soepicchill July 19, 2023
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Skin Merchant

Eager purveyor of carnal services and/or peddler of animal pelts (e.g., that of the North Aleutian Sea Otter)
Just-Got-Dumped: "It’s just—sometimes I still think about Jen, ya know?"
Loyal friend: "She was a total skin merchant, brah."
by H&Estain February 25, 2011
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Negative vibe merchant

A person who is crabby, generally unpleasant, and constantly giving off negativity.

First coined in the 1980s British comedy "The Young Ones" by character Neil, who complained that a negative vibe merchant had boarded up his bedroom. Later used in the mid-90s by the band 311 in their song "Misdirected Hostility."
Some negative vibe merchant, like, boarded up my bedroom...
by Vyv December 9, 2012
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cancer merchant

One who sells cigaretts
by Jay October 1, 2003
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