When I was 13 I still wore tighty whities and this particular night I was wearing a pair from 3 years ago so they were VERY tight. So when I was sleeping one night my brother (who was 16 at the time so hes big) came in and tied up my hands and I am a heavy sleeper so i didn't notice. Then he grabbed the waistband front of my tighty whities and pulled up real hard (giving me a melvin) and was holding me in the air and i kept struggling and he was laughing. Then he drags me into the bathroom and hung me on a towl rack, giving me a hanging wedgie. It hurt very bad. Then he pullled off my pants while i was up there and hid them and so I was hanging there just by my underwear thats all I was wearing. Then my other brother came in and took a picture of if and i kept telling them to stop but they made fun of me for wearing tighty whities.
by Kyle23205884 May 12, 2006

The act of creating alternate handles on an internet forum so frequently that not only does nobody know who you are, but no one can tell the real n00bs from the regular posters
also, a passive counter to elitism.
also, a passive counter to elitism.
by D8alus February 4, 2004

A melvin is when somene pulls on the FRONT waistband of your underwear giving you a melvin. Which is mostly called, A Frontal Wedgie.
by xxxsamanthasssssss June 10, 2007

by tuolaff April 1, 2019

i was just coming out of the bathroom at school when a group odf my friends come in and brian kicks me in the balls and gave me a huge melvin then they draged me in the girls room and left me hanging on the back of the bathroom door and took my clothes when it ripped i was so emmabarassed they had took all my clothes.
by kyle f July 24, 2006

by amagg March 16, 2008
