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melvin

When you pull the front of someones underwear up. Like a wedgie in the front.
When I was 13 I still wore tighty whities and this particular night I was wearing a pair from 3 years ago so they were VERY tight. So when I was sleeping one night my brother (who was 16 at the time so hes big) came in and tied up my hands and I am a heavy sleeper so i didn't notice. Then he grabbed the waistband front of my tighty whities and pulled up real hard (giving me a melvin) and was holding me in the air and i kept struggling and he was laughing. Then he drags me into the bathroom and hung me on a towl rack, giving me a hanging wedgie. It hurt very bad. Then he pullled off my pants while i was up there and hid them and so I was hanging there just by my underwear thats all I was wearing. Then my other brother came in and took a picture of if and i kept telling them to stop but they made fun of me for wearing tighty whities.
by Kyle23205884 May 12, 2006
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melvinism

The act of creating alternate handles on an internet forum so frequently that not only does nobody know who you are, but no one can tell the real n00bs from the regular posters

also, a passive counter to elitism.
Joe is a follower of Melvinism, this is his tenth handle this year.
by D8alus February 4, 2004
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melvin

A melvin is when somene pulls on the FRONT waistband of your underwear giving you a melvin. Which is mostly called, A Frontal Wedgie.
A bully is giving you a huge melvin and it hurts like hell in between your pu**y.
by xxxsamanthasssssss June 10, 2007
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melvin

a guy with straightup ugly hair. his hair is the last thing you want
you better shave your head before you become a melvin
by tuolaff April 1, 2019
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melvin

when someone grabbs another rguy by the front waist band and pulls up.
i was just coming out of the bathroom at school when a group odf my friends come in and brian kicks me in the balls and gave me a huge melvin then they draged me in the girls room and left me hanging on the back of the bathroom door and took my clothes when it ripped i was so emmabarassed they had took all my clothes.
by kyle f July 24, 2006
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melvinism

The sudden onset of lame behaivor, or uncool actions.
Dude why are you being so lame lately? You Aren't getting Melvinism are you
by amagg March 16, 2008
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