Melvin

Even tho he can be a bitch sometimes he is still caring but all he wants from his girlfriend is sex and when he has a girlfriend he is a cheater and he gets a girl pregnant and he does not help her or even go to the hospital for the baby he is a alcoholic too no one has ever seen him sober so if u know a Melvin then just say fuck off because he is a asshole..

Hey Jessie do u want t go to Melvin’s house?
Oh hell no he is a bitch

Melvin by Erhsgdvd November 20, 2018

Melvin

Verb: to melvin someone is to stick your finger in their bum, before which you should 'melvin' and then make a rasping noise with your tongue (i.e. blow a raspberry) as you insert your finger. To melvin your opponent automatically hands you the victory in any fight or physical contest.

'I was having a good grapple with Mo the other day, but then he melvinned me and i lost'
'I'm going to melvin andy to get back at him for throwing that water over me'

Melvin by OllieTech February 12, 2010

Melvin

A Melvin is when an adolescent Barfs, Pee's, Shits, And jizz's into a plastic bag, then places it into a brown paper bag and lights it on fire after placing it onto a rivals front porch. After so, Rings the doorbell and runs.

I hella lit a melvin on that dicks porch last night with a couple of buds.

Melvin by Michael Bybee April 5, 2008

Melvin

Someone that harps on people for not following overlooked, unimportant rules.

Person A: You're not allowed to smoke on school property!
Person B: Yeah, but we do it anyway. What a melvin.

Melvin by Karnokoto November 9, 2008

Melvin

The act of giving a wedgie from the front and the rear at the exact same time. Usually and most effectively applied by two people to one person. (Underpants usually ripped upon application of the Melvin.

That melvin we just gave Luke must have ripped his balls, taint, and his asshole, not to mention his tighty whities.

Melvin by i_TheTerrible October 26, 2016

Melvin

An ugly Indian who looks autistic he is annoying. He has a British accent.

Ewe it's Melvin. No one likes him. He annoying asf. He thinks he is so cool. He is a jackass that should die.

Melvin by PRTEEN_FROM OHIO April 26, 2019

Melvin

Mevin is a name for a retard. which look like a brown looking turd

Do you see that Melvin?

Yeah what a faggot

Melvin by Jimmyjohnjohnson December 3, 2019