MelonShooter

look at this melon compooter dude nerd that like Spanish -SqueezySniper

Someone who shoots melons

MelonShooter: anyone want to ride my melon horse

by SqueezySniper October 20, 2018

Melons

Juicy big boobs

I got juicy melons

by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020

Spoiled melons

Saggy breasts

I was at the pub last night and saw this girl with huge boobs, so I took her to the bathroom stall but it turns out they were spoiled melons.

by Ace trick January 12, 2012

Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Her Clam

Fisting a girl with handful of M&M's and leaving them inside of her. Then having her stand up, over top of you, and push them out dropping into your mouth. Don't wait too long though, or it'll look more like 2 girls 1 cup.

I was right, it really melts in your mouth, not in her clam.

by meat_salad December 4, 2009

Melossa

A rare type of shrimp that can only be found in dirty shitfilled sewage water

unknown:I CAUGHT A MELOSSA
Alex:stop lying bitch

by DeathGrindFan6988282 August 21, 2019

Ellen With The Melons

A common nickname given to people with the first name ellen who have large breasts.
This is usually an affectionate term but can be used as an offensive term.

''ellen nice leopard print bra''
''thats why they call me ellen with the melons''

by PressurePRE October 30, 2012

melous

Male or female that is jealous of a girl named Melissa.
This girl named Melissa is probably one of the coolest Melissa's you'll ever meet, so when someone hates on that Melissa, generally you need to come up with a name for those haters for that one specific person, so if you're gonna hate on Melissa, you're melous.

Don't hate on the best of the best.
GTFO other loser Mel's.

"You're being so melous right now..."
"Hey look it's Melissa, ehhh I'm so melous right now"

"Why are you so melous?"

by Kadaonk March 12, 2012