Melon Farmer

A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.

Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"

by Prisoner626 August 19, 2008

Melon muncher

Melon Muncher is a term usually referring to a person of African-american decent.

The term 'melon muncher' is quite recent and is not widely used

Melon muncher is of coarse implying that black people like watermelons alot.

Damn, thats a lot of melon munchers!

by SHAD0WZOMBIE November 26, 2010

melon fest

A party or gathering with an overwhelming number of women. The female equivalent of a sausage fest.

I'm not going to that melon fest, I've had all the cocktails and "Sex and the City" I can handle this week.

by ak_47 May 15, 2006

Holy Melon

An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.

Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad

by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

Best Melon

A person that never judges me, that never pretends to be someone she's not around me, I don't try to be anyone else around her either. A person that is never embarrassed by my weirdness and just acts weird along with me.

Message me when you see this . Best Melon

by Micheal Smith Jr November 12, 2009

Melon Muncher

A racial slur for African Americans. Used in context of the fact that they stereotypically like watermelon.

You see that melon muncher over there?

by Beepbeeplettuce3902 June 4, 2018

share the melon

flashing of a woman's breasts; showing someone your boobs

While i was at the party i asked this girl to share the melon and nearly everyones shirt flew up.

by Roux January 5, 2006