Mejiad

To create unnecessary work and headache for your coworkers, either through laziness or more often, total incompetence.

Stan was Mejiad into rebuilding the database server for six hours last night because Hank screwed it up and then called in sick. Again.

by Pharmacy Tek January 15, 2012

mejack

A comment made to someone's original social media content posting that shifts the topic, string and/or attention away from the original creator and their sentiment to the person making the comment.

This is usually done consistently and without self-awareness of the narcissistic behavior or regard if it's identified.

Example:
"Happy to have found someone that finally makes me happy!"

>>> My boyfriend went out if his way to make me happy today. I couldn't be happier.

>>> Hey, I think you just performed a wonderfully selfish mejack. :(

by Bad Sun March 1, 2014

mejay

A needy, entitled, ego-driven DJ who is only out for him/herself. A MeJay will use and step on others to get "to the top," and doesn't care about anyone or anything else. A MeJay wants to be the center of attention, and usually doesn't care about the music or skills or hard work it takes to be a professional - they want everything handed to them. A MeJay is usually a FreeJay

Ugh, they put Rick on the bill, he'll ruin the whole party and make it all about himself - such a MeJay.

I asked Matt who got him signed to that label and he lied saying he did it all by himself - what a MeJay.

by QueenBossLady May 23, 2016

mejembe

When you have the shits except it's really intense and you feel like you are dying.

Moe: dude are you okay

Grinks: no I feel like I'm gonna die I have the mejembe.

by Dinkus Mcdik March 21, 2017

mejika

Mejika is a perfect mix between beauty, talent, passion, sensitivity and softness. There is no one like Mejika in the world, and she is funny as hell, smells like sweet unicorn and her look is full of sparkles. Mejika is the only one who will make you bananas as a freshly cooked cookie dough. :d
Princess ♥

This is so Mejika, speaking about wonderness.

by iimustan June 11, 2017

Mejor amiga

Un mejor amigo es alguien con quien podes hablar de cualquier cosa,hasta la mas boluda.Va a ser al primero que le cuentes todas las cosas que te pasaron en el dia,ya sea buena o mala.Un mejor amigo va a ser el que te va a apoyar en todas las ocaciones,el que te va a sostener cuando estes triste o cuando estes feliz.Va a ser la que siempre va a tener una respuesta para vos o va a ser con la que hables por whatsapp todos los dias y te quedes hasta las 5 de la mañana despierta por ella.
Pero sobre todas las cosas una MEJOR AMIGA es aquella que te va a perdonar ya sea si te mandastes una cagada,ella te va a perdonar.porque la amistad no se basa solo en momentos unicos e inolvidables con ella sino se basa en el perdon en superar una discucion y resolverlo,que no importe cuntas veces se allan peleado,Lo resolveran , tal vez seras horas o dias pero se va a resolver, porque las mejores amigas siempre estan juntas en las buenas y en las malas.

Estoy a punto de perder a mi unica mejor amiga a la que confio En mi,a la que me hizo reir en mis momentos mas tristes, a la que nunca me abandono, pero escibo esto porque todavia no la perdi por completo,escribo esto porque le voy a escribir porque voy a dejar mi orgullo de lado y voy a pensar en MI en..¿que seria yo sin mi mejor amiga? ¿Que seria yo sin sus momentos de enfado? ¿Que seria yo sin sus momentos de risa? ¿Que seria yo sin ella?...

by Esperanzas :D February 9, 2018

Mejtis

A wonderful thing that is not a person. He is vewy cuwly and owld. Once you've met him you will newer get him off youw mind. He is a little human hater who never listens and only loves his mommy. He has a little bwother named tejgi, tejgi wely loves mejtis, but unfortunately it is not mutual.

Human: Oh hi Mejtis come here little dog.
Mejtis: . (stawes at the human)
Human: come here <3
Mejtis: .

Human: seriously mejtis come here
Mejtis: turns around and walks away.

by vewysecwetimportantpewson February 27, 2018