media haze

confusion either induced by the media or from which the media suffers; when the media obfuscates rather than enlightens.

I hope and pray that the American people can cut through the endless media haze and partisan nonsense and finally pick some responsible and intelligent leaders.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 4, 2007

Medibating

Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.

How to practice proper medibating technique:

1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.

by JHorton09 June 1, 2011

Media Rape

When someone tries to show videos or play music when literally no one else in the room cares about said video or music.

My ears need a break. I just got done hanging out with Ben and he media raped us hard.

by TKFromAntioch May 1, 2015

Maidie

Probably one of those people who sings a lot yunno, the gorgeous girl with the black hair who everyone wants but she flirts with nearly everyone and wants that one guy who’s a little to ugly for her...She has the voice of an angel and has a loud sense of humor but she isn’t always as perfect as she seems to be with her positive superior.She’s super annoying at times and is always nervous when it comes to serious crushes or first kisses, she always falls for the people who she doesn’t know well to avoid getting hurt by every handsome guy she finds.

Doesn’t everyone wanna be more like Maidie
Why can’t Maidie just ask him out already

by ErinRennnzx September 18, 2018

Medic Bag

The item Dallas need. Full health replenishing item.

AAAAAAAA I NEED A MEDIC BAG

by BlackMesaScientistBubby September 8, 2020

Pure Media

Quite possibly the most revolutionary medium of communication you have ever believed to have existed, in this plain of existence or any other. Pure Media takes many forms, and has countless branches, divisions, and collectives under it's dominion. Pure Media is limitless. Pure Media is omnipotent. Pure Media can, and will take the nation by storm. Pure Media wants to be your friend. Pure Media has people everywhere. Pure Media's ultimate aspiration is the completion of a Box Set. In simpler terms, it is the greatest media amalgamation of all time. Pure Media lives on.

Horace: "What is that you're working on so diligently?"
Virgil: "I'm translating Biggie Smalls Juicy into Latin, for the sake of Pure Media."
Horace: "Yeish, of course!"

by lolcat says lol November 30, 2011

buoyancy media

Buoyancy Media are a creative digital marketing business based in Manchester. Working with numerous company's all of different sizes throughout the UK.

I am going to use Buoyancy Media to advertise my company.
I am looking for a company to be in charge of my SEO, I think I will use Buoyancy Media

by auser123 December 19, 2013