Meatball Surprise

When you do a girl slowly from behind, in the anus or vagina, in and out, in and out, in and out, and then you slam your fist up her anus while screaming "Meatball Surprise!"

"I thought my love with Denise was forever, until I gave her the Meatball Surprise"

by Lettuce Inn June 2, 2009

Turkish Meatball

When a retarded, down syndrome, midget is drunk and drives a car into a turkish hot dog stand mistaking it for a speed bump, gets thrown from the vehicle, and gets smacked in the sack with a vietnamese baby.

I might have gotten botulism from my undercooked Turkish Meatball.

by I'm gay...? December 1, 2009

Meatball Mountain

A part of the town of Harrison called Silver Lake, where all the Italians live. Its also brothers with Jew Ville (Purchase), Shit Town (Downtown), and "The Town".

"Bros, whos making the treck up meatball mountain today?" I heard they have good pasta.

by Mayor of Jewville April 4, 2010

Meatball Calzone

Tucking your balls into a woman experiencing menstruation.

A Meatball Calzone is a great cure for menstrual hunger.

by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010

Meatball splash

When a man takes his testicles, dunks them in marinara sauce and proceeds to shove them into a womans mouth

"How was your night with mark?"
"It was amazing he gave me a meatball splash!"

by Puff daddy 1 August 3, 2017

Meatball shits

Meatball shits; when you shit in your friends toilet and leave two meatball sized shits for him to find them later.

Hey bro I just left some meatball shits in your bathroom (make sure he/she is stoned asf so they forget you told them)

(Ashton kay Taylor )

by Kasen bjorhus May 7, 2019

Meatball sub

When you grab your man's balls twist them sideways and place them in his asscrack.

If your man has a tight sack he will cry like a bitch if you give him a meatball sub.

by Lusty Corpse August 22, 2020