Mobstacle

Mobstacle: An individual or group of individuals who walk slowly due to focussing on their mobile phone or other mobile device and generally making it difficult for you to pass them, hence you are blocked or slowed down by their nuisance.

Warning - A mobstacle is prone to unexpected changes in direction or erratic gestures, requiring a wide berth by all normal pedestrians.

I missed my bus because I was stuck behind a couple of mobstacles!

by Chaucer Dan April 3, 2011

Moobs

An abbreviated word for man boobs

Sometimes pronounced 'mewbs'

His moobs are quite soft

by JTmadd August 26, 2010

mobsilence

That moment you realise everyone in room is on their mobiles surfing

Hang on guys we at a mobsilence

by rottencock March 16, 2015

mobsby

The best and most superior surname

Oi Mobsby your name is superior

by Mobsby is superior October 20, 2020

moobs

the abbreviation of "moo boobs" ie. a cow's udder.

"look at the moobs on that heffer" or "the farmer's got his hands all over her moobs"

by buxom monkey & big moo October 23, 2002

muscle moobs

referring to someones muscular man boobs. made by use of steriods and these can also be perky.

"nice perky muscle moobs, go inject some steriods"

by bob hermansonton April 6, 2006

Franky The Mobster

Professional Wrestler from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, dubbed to be from Milan, Italy. Is reknown for his charisma, his ability to work a crowd, and his hilarious comedy antics. Can also wrestle very well. Currently performs in nCw, IWS (both being Montreal-based wresting promotions), and CZW. Many who have seen him wrestle would see a spot for him in RoH, or even WWE.

Fan: Get the f*ck out, Franky!
FTM: You have boobs!
Fan: *dumbfounded*

by Da Mark August 14, 2005