by TheODB123 December 29, 2023
Get the Maynardsmug. The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.
Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025
Get the Maynard'smug. Maynard is a person who can only be described once you get to know him in whatever extent. He's really good at sport($) and has a really good sense of humour. This person also has a lovely family who you can tell he loves very much. And yes he can also be the naughty hot bad guy but which ever version of a Maynard, a Maynard wants to play he's always attractive.
by Mrs AM Noppers January 18, 2019
Get the Maynardmug. A description of someone, A Maynard is a "John Doe" type deal, describing a Down-Bad Femboy lover, Do NOT let your children near one
by flasko August 17, 2024
Get the Maynardmug. anna maynard is a real queen, she’s stunning, so talented and is loved by thousands, she can brighten up anyone’s day just by smiling and of course is the superior maynard sibling!
by maynardsdahlia July 21, 2019
Get the anna maynardmug. by CaRleE December 9, 2016
Get the maynard bassettmug. An old German male name meaning "power". Usually either the greatest singer of all time or a 6'7 chad double amputee anthro fox.
by Triad40 July 28, 2021
Get the Maynardmug.