by Heads gang October 2, 2020
Get the Maynardmug. An old German male name meaning "power". Usually either the greatest singer of all time or a 6'7 chad double amputee anthro fox.
by Triad40 July 28, 2021
Get the Maynardmug. Describes a person, usually possessing a goatee, sun glasses, beret and black and white striped shirt who calls everyone daddy-o or man. Resembles and acts like Maynard G Krebbs of Dobie Gillis fame. Can also be described as a douche bag in many circles. One who doesn't need drugs to act like an asshole. Thinks poetry can cure all the ills of the work world.
That Otto. He's such a fucked up douche bag. He thinks people actually like his dumbass poetry. What a burnt out maynard. Mr. Gillis would kick his ass if he had the chance!
by cofgpjm March 26, 2009
Get the Burnt Out Maynardmug. The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.
Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025
Get the Maynard'smug. by TheODB123 December 29, 2023
Get the Maynardsmug. anna maynard is a real queen, she’s stunning, so talented and is loved by thousands, she can brighten up anyone’s day just by smiling and of course is the superior maynard sibling!
by maynardsdahlia July 21, 2019
Get the anna maynardmug. Big asshole, indecisive, can't make up his mind, can't hold a conversation for the life of him, likes every younger girls. But makes cute morning sounds, nice, funny, loud, outgoing, pretty most amazing bluest eyes ever, and very cute. Matt maynard yo he's so funny
by -Anonafuckingmous September 21, 2013
Get the matthew maynardmug.