Maynard

This is a naming term for people with great sense of music taste and are always seen vibing.

Yo Maynard lowkey just vibin with the girls there. Kinda wish I could be like him.

by Heads gang October 2, 2020

Maynard

An old German male name meaning "power". Usually either the greatest singer of all time or a 6'7 chad double amputee anthro fox.

Maynard Jones is such a chad 😫 he has such a big dick 🔥

by Triad40 July 28, 2021

Burnt Out Maynard

Describes a person, usually possessing a goatee, sun glasses, beret and black and white striped shirt who calls everyone daddy-o or man. Resembles and acts like Maynard G Krebbs of Dobie Gillis fame. Can also be described as a douche bag in many circles. One who doesn't need drugs to act like an asshole. Thinks poetry can cure all the ills of the work world.

That Otto. He's such a fucked up douche bag. He thinks people actually like his dumbass poetry. What a burnt out maynard. Mr. Gillis would kick his ass if he had the chance!

by cofgpjm March 26, 2009

Maynard's

The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.

Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*

Person 2: I would rather starve, actually

by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025

Maynards

The inability to properly pronounce words in common usage.

Please forgive my sister she has maynards

by TheODB123 December 29, 2023

anna maynard

anna maynard is a real queen, she’s stunning, so talented and is loved by thousands, she can brighten up anyone’s day just by smiling and of course is the superior maynard sibling!

“i just love anna maynard so much! she’s the best!”

by maynardsdahlia July 21, 2019

matthew maynard

Big asshole, indecisive, can't make up his mind, can't hold a conversation for the life of him, likes every younger girls. But makes cute morning sounds, nice, funny, loud, outgoing, pretty most amazing bluest eyes ever, and very cute. Matt maynard yo he's so funny

Indecisive big asshole Matthew maynard

by -Anonafuckingmous September 21, 2013