Maynards

The inability to properly pronounce words in common usage.

Please forgive my sister she has maynards

by TheODB123 December 29, 2023

Maynard's

The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.

Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*

Person 2: I would rather starve, actually

by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025

Maynard

An old German male name meaning "power". Usually either the greatest singer of all time or a 6'7 chad double amputee anthro fox.

Maynard Jones is such a chad 😫 he has such a big dick 🔥

by Triad40 July 28, 2021

Burnt Out Maynard

Describes a person, usually possessing a goatee, sun glasses, beret and black and white striped shirt who calls everyone daddy-o or man. Resembles and acts like Maynard G Krebbs of Dobie Gillis fame. Can also be described as a douche bag in many circles. One who doesn't need drugs to act like an asshole. Thinks poetry can cure all the ills of the work world.

That Otto. He's such a fucked up douche bag. He thinks people actually like his dumbass poetry. What a burnt out maynard. Mr. Gillis would kick his ass if he had the chance!

by cofgpjm March 26, 2009

Maynarding

The act of singing from the shadows or a riser in the back of the stage. Inspired by Maynard James Keenan of TOOL, who leaves the spotlight to the band while scanning the audience for mobile phones.

Bro, the band was thrashing around but the singer was just Maynarding in the corner the whole time.

by blessthiscommunity.com September 9, 2025

maynard bassett

an extremely peng girl who a lot of boys beg it off

boy 1: Yo, do you see that fit girl over there?
boy2:jheez man, she's a maynard bassett

by CaRleE December 9, 2016

Maynard

Maynard is a person who can only be described once you get to know him in whatever extent. He's really good at sport($) and has a really good sense of humour. This person also has a lovely family who you can tell he loves very much. And yes he can also be the naughty hot bad guy but which ever version of a Maynard, a Maynard wants to play he's always attractive.

Maynard's are good people to walk to school with.

by Mrs AM Noppers January 18, 2019