Describes a person, usually possessing a goatee, sun glasses, beret and black and white striped shirt who calls everyone daddy-o or man. Resembles and acts like Maynard G Krebbs of Dobie Gillis fame. Can also be described as a douche bag in many circles. One who doesn't need drugs to act like an asshole. Thinks poetry can cure all the ills of the work world.
That Otto. He's such a fucked up douche bag. He thinks people actually like his dumbass poetry. What a burnt out maynard. Mr. Gillis would kick his ass if he had the chance!
by cofgpjm March 26, 2009
Get the Burnt Out Maynardmug. An old German male name meaning "power". Usually either the greatest singer of all time or a 6'7 chad double amputee anthro fox.
by Triad40 July 28, 2021
Get the Maynardmug. by Heads gang October 2, 2020
Get the Maynardmug. by TheODB123 December 29, 2023
Get the Maynardsmug. A description of someone, A Maynard is a "John Doe" type deal, describing a Down-Bad Femboy lover, Do NOT let your children near one
by flasko August 17, 2024
Get the Maynardmug. Big asshole, indecisive, can't make up his mind, can't hold a conversation for the life of him, likes every younger girls. But makes cute morning sounds, nice, funny, loud, outgoing, pretty most amazing bluest eyes ever, and very cute. Matt maynard yo he's so funny
by -Anonafuckingmous September 21, 2013
Get the matthew maynardmug. The act of singing from the shadows or a riser in the back of the stage. Inspired by Maynard James Keenan of TOOL, who leaves the spotlight to the band while scanning the audience for mobile phones.
by blessthiscommunity.com September 9, 2025
Get the Maynardingmug.