matthew maynard

Big asshole, indecisive, can't make up his mind, can't hold a conversation for the life of him, likes every younger girls. But makes cute morning sounds, nice, funny, loud, outgoing, pretty most amazing bluest eyes ever, and very cute. Matt maynard yo he's so funny

Indecisive big asshole Matthew maynard

by -Anonafuckingmous September 21, 2013

Maynard

Mustard + Mayo = Maynard!

"Put Some Maynard Between The Buns Of Your Siamese Sandwich!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 21, 2023

Maynards

The inability to properly pronounce words in common usage.

Please forgive my sister she has maynards

by TheODB123 December 30, 2023

Maynard

A man who loves furry femboys

Ik ben een maynard.

by Jimbo Skibeede August 18, 2024

Maynard

An old German male name meaning "power". Usually either the greatest singer of all time or a 6'7 chad double amputee anthro fox.

Maynard Jones is such a chad 😫 he has such a big dick 🔥

by Triad40 July 28, 2021

Maynard

A description for a Femboy lover who LOOOOVES femboys, he likes all the furries

Yo Maynard is fucking down bad, like, Rock bottom.

by flasko August 18, 2024

Maynard

A description of someone, A Maynard is a "John Doe" type deal, describing a Down-Bad Femboy lover, Do NOT let your children near one

Did you see Maynard?

by flasko August 18, 2024