Maynard

An old German male name meaning "power". Usually either the greatest singer of all time or a 6'7 chad double amputee anthro fox.
Maynard Jones is such a chad 😫 he has such a big dick 🔥
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Maynard's

The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.
Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*

Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
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Maynards

The inability to properly pronounce words in common usage.
Please forgive my sister she has maynards
by TheODB123 December 29, 2023
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Maynard

This is a naming term for people with great sense of music taste and are always seen vibing.
Yo Maynard lowkey just vibin with the girls there. Kinda wish I could be like him.
by Heads gang October 2, 2020
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Maynard

A description of someone, A Maynard is a "John Doe" type deal, describing a Down-Bad Femboy lover, Do NOT let your children near one
Did you see Maynard?
by flasko August 17, 2024
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Maynard

Maynard is a person who can only be described once you get to know him in whatever extent. He's really good at sport($) and has a really good sense of humour. This person also has a lovely family who you can tell he loves very much. And yes he can also be the naughty hot bad guy but which ever version of a Maynard, a Maynard wants to play he's always attractive.
Maynard's are good people to walk to school with.
by Mrs AM Noppers January 18, 2019
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anna maynard

anna maynard is a real queen, she’s stunning, so talented and is loved by thousands, she can brighten up anyone’s day just by smiling and of course is the superior maynard sibling!
i just love anna maynard so much! she’s the best!”
by maynardsdahlia July 21, 2019
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