Mayhem

The band of Euronymous, the great black metal spokesman who convinced the likes of Emperor and Immortal to be teh KVLT black metal they are instead of Death Metal, without Euronymous you wouldn't have the first wave of Norwegian black metal. Also the band was great for the first bit then Euronymous got juked and they kind of went downhill from there. Unfortunately criticized for being popular which in the black metal world seems to equal fail, this is wrong.

Guy 1 "Mayhem kicks ass, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas is epic win!"
Guy 2 "No they don't, teh r totl posrs!!11!!!!! Blashenehredgehrs is troo kvlt black metulZ!!!!
Guy3 " Actually, no guy 2 you are wrong."

by Shitrock January 12, 2009

Late Model Mayhem

A group full of basic phesants who LS swap their cars and moonboost with aftermarket interals just to beat the superior modular motor that can be moonboostef while being stalk seelt. Creator of other definition likes it up the ass.

Ls swaps in Late Model Mayhem are owned by a bunc of toggafs who say a 20 is a 20.

by Delgado-225 July 12, 2018

Manhammer

Term used when you're sexing a female hard and fast like a Jackhammer.

Dude, I was poking some skank last night and I was at her like a proper manhammer.

by Morrolan December 24, 2010

Mayonnaise Mayhem

When one masterbates using mayonnaise as lubricant and ejaculates into the mayonnaise jar. Then later feeds their girlfriend(s), boyfriend(s), large party and/or group a mayonnaise sandwich with the same mayonnaise. Then materbates to the thought of feeding it to them later.

Jake ran out of lubricant but had mayonnaise in the refrigerator. He thought it would make a good substitute lubricant. Once he was ready to ejaculate he realized he had nothing to cum into, so he came in the the nearest thing which happened to be the mayonnaise jar. He then thought it would be sexy to feed his girlfriend a mayonnaise sandwich with the mayonnaise he ejaculated in. She ate the sandwich happily. He then materbated using mayonnaise later to the thought of feeding her the sandwich. Thus creating "Mayonnaise Mayhem"

by Shirtless Blue Man May 1, 2010

Crumpet Mayhem

A joyous occasion when six or more crumpets are prepared per person. Preferably buttered, hot and crispy (maybe with a little grilled sugar). This is usually the result of somebody suggesting Crumpet Mayhem (usually due to an over-abundance of crumpets due to them being on special offer). The crumpets are consumed by all and enjoyed, as crumpets are loved by all.

"I'm hungry, anybody got any ideas for a good munchies?"...

..."What about Crumpet Mayhem! We got loads of crumpets and butter because they were half price, we could even sprinkle sugar on top?"...

..."Sounds great, let's get the grill on!"

by MikeSynonymous February 11, 2010

Mayha

A girl who is nice, kind, smart and quiet. She is the greatest person you will ever meet. Her only flaw is she is too smart. If you be mean to her she will lock you out in the rain or do something horrible to you. She has many friends and everyone likes her, she always gives out gifts at Christmas to all her friends. She will never put you down as someone she doesn't like and she is plotting the death on the people she doesn't like.

Mayha is an amazing person/friend

by Jeffrey Clobblestones November 10, 2019

Mississippi Mayhem

While youre fucking the hell out of a girl doggy style, you put your foot in her pussy and try to keep in inside as long as you can hopping on one foot. I do this every weekend with a new broad. My record is 54 seconds. beat that!

Guy 1: I Gave ur mom a mississippi mayhem and her pussy is infected. Apparently athletes foot is an STD.

Guy 2: I dont give a shit, lets go do shrooms and take some shots.

by ImAPussyShark May 16, 2008