masterbatory

1. adj. used when someone is hot enough to jank to.

2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.

3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.

1. Holy shit, I met Kristen's little sis last week, girl is fully masterbatory!

2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

masterbating

Expertly jacking off.

Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.

by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

Masterbation Goggles

When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.

Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.

by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012

Masterbation Muse

Your inspiration for masterbating. Your go to porn or person you jack off to.

Person #1: My girlfriend is my masterbation muse, she gets me through it.
Person #2: My masterbation muse is Miss June

by Reginald Swig March 14, 2015

reverse masterbate

When you masterbate the opposite rhythm

Wow you try reverse masterbate

by Figgot69 July 9, 2018

masterbation buddy

A person who you text about masterbating while masterbating while they masterbate too.

Jon is my masterbation buddy. He texts me when he masterbates so that i will materbate too.

by karactre August 26, 2014