El Mancuso

Spanish for “the Mongoose.” Sweaty, small feliform carnivorans native to southern Eurasia, mainland Africa and New York.

Damn, el Mancuso looking extra sweaty today.

by Oxford-Merriam-Webster February 25, 2019

Duece Mangus

A friend who forgets to use soap in the shower.

Jerry - "Yo Duece Mangus, you're room smells like shit, you forget soap again?"
Duece Mangus- "..."

by Tuff Bastard February 27, 2019

Munkus

a slang alternative for a human, or other animal, head containing the brain at the topmost part of the body . Synonymous with dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, and conk.

Man, that kid sure clunked his munkus.
Wow, that kids has the biggest munkus I've ever seen.
His munkus must be spinning after getting punched that hard.

by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016

Manousos

A Greek male name deriving from the name Manolis or Emmanouil, as is the full version of this given name. Manousos is a of Cretan origin; if you meet a man named Manousos he is 99% from the Greek island of Crete.

Manousos is a Greek name, typically from the island of Crete.

by Call me Disney May 4, 2020

Markus

Derived from the latin 'Markulus', the erotic art of achieving satisfaction using only gym equipment. The Markus is a coloquial term for when an exceedingly muscular individual lubricates two large dumbells with orange juice (with bits) and proceeds to conquer one's own inner majesty.
This activity has strictly homosexual connotations, females are welcome only during the ceremonial juice dousing of the dumbells. i.e. full blown rectal and oral enlightenment by cold hard iron, hence the term 'Pumping Iron'. Interestingly, participants commonly display disappointing hand-eye co-ordination, particularly when playing ping pong.

Greg: Did you see that?

Penelope: What?
Graham: He just performed the Markus.
Penelope: That looked painful.
Greg: He's going to hell, he should go to confession.
Charwin: Wakey wakey hand's off snakey ;)
Penelope: Why the fuck is Charwin here?

by Lubricated dumbell (with bits) December 15, 2016

MarkussZigis

Dude from Latvia who plays excessive amounts of dota. Also an extreme sigma male. Gets zero bitches

P1: Markuss why do you play so much D2?
P2: It's because, im an chad-like male and I get no bitches. 😩
P1: boi, what the fuck? Oh so you're a true MarkussZigis.

by Tractoristic dude March 13, 2022

Markus

A very generous man who is normally good at talking to people and telling jokes. Likes to look at ass, and has a huge knob ranging anywhere from 7-12 inches hard. Will probably fuck your mom or sister if given the chance.

"Have you seen Markus around here?"
"Yeah I think he's with Kelsey slam camming her"

by definitely not markus January 3, 2017