monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

therapy monkey

Slang for an Artificial Intelligence therapist who will mirror your questions and give you answers that mirror your questions.

I gotta get to my therapy monkey who looks like Scarlett Johansson; I’m meeting her online in about five minutes!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020

going full monkey

1. Getting mad enough that you throw your own feces at a person or thing. 2. Mad enough to go crazy and wail one's arms about, like an angry monkey. This usually involves throwing shit at something.

"Did you see the outdoor concert last weekend? It got pretty gross."
"Yeah, some crazy motherfuckers were going full monkey and threw their shit at the stage."

by Six_gun_samurai November 2, 2011

Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

spot monkey

A professional wrestler who relies mostly or entirely on high spots to wow the fans, but rarely has any technical ability. There is a difference between a high flyer and a spot monkey. High fliers generally have technical skills and/or brawling skills to back up their high flying moves, while spot monkeys generally are just acrobats with little to no actual wrestling talent.

Dale: Are you going to watch the Jack Evans match?
Scott: He's a spot monkey, but I'll still watch it since he has a good opponent that can carry him and make him look good

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 27, 2010

Howler Monkey

A co-worker who isn't very productive, generates a lot of noise and metaphorically throws shit everywhere.

Those three new engineers looked great on paper, but once they were set loose on a project it became apparent that they were a bunch of howler monkeys.

by cfm2 October 7, 2012

The Mackey Effect

When your shitty teacher named Ms. Mackey only talks about filtering and preparing for college and how you should be getting a 100 in the class without a problem. Instead, you end up failing the class and your college acceptance rejected. These are only minor effects of The Mackey Effect.

Dude The Mackey Effect is killing me right now, im flunking civics but everyone in the class down the hall has five times less work and has an A.

by TypicalGreenHopeStudent February 28, 2017