Maksym

a 13 year old kid who gobbles up my nuts every night

Broo Maksym has been gobbling my nuts all nightt

by ThatOneKid420 February 23, 2022

Maksim

A Maksim is a wild animal, amphibious and of Eastern European origin. It often uses its defense mechanism of sending a random overused meme when put in a weird situation in a DM chat.

Hey look, it’s a Maksim!
*sends the dab-vorce meme and jumps in a pool*

by Ivex25 July 2, 2020

Maksimilijan

Tipical gay . Records Tik Tok and like men penis . Also have smol penis

-Are you Maksimilijanas?
-Yes
-jsn gay

by not jsn gay June 19, 2020

Maksim

1. Lazy sob who complains that its to cold outside to run to the post office.

2. Buys a lot of computer gear and still blows at counter-strike.

3. Will roofie you.

4. Has a 85 year old grandma.

Maksim did you not hear the guy at apartments?

by gapped May 25, 2009

Maksymilian

Have you ever wonder’ed how it’s like beeing friend’s with a crazy minded person? Well Maksymilan is one of them. He well as mind be dirtyminded! He’s one of the funniest persons to hangout with, and you don’t want to pick on. He is one smart kind of a gentleman, and does the right thing. If you pick on him, you’ve already messed up. He beats you at everything. Mathtests, englishtests and even fortnite. Yes, you heard me. He’s the LORD over fortnite and its nothing to discuss.

Miranda: OMG i need to laugh!!
Brandon: Go talk with Maksymilian, you’re welcome!

by Oliverrrr00123 March 18, 2018

Maksim

A Chadcel (refer Chadcel definition) who became the way he is typically from a rejection that occured around childhood.

Spends his time on LooksMaxx forums and constantly flexes his jawline in any social interaction. Lacks the basic conceptual knowledge of speaking to women so he projects his angst on the internet and uses the gym as an outlet.

"OMG Brock kept texting weird shit to me last night!"

"Block him he's a Maksim, stop walking around by yourself at night from now on!"

by CanIPleaseBeWhite December 5, 2019

Maksym

A man who has a strong attraction to kids 13 years of age or younger.

Whoa maksym sure does love visiting that créche.

by Yuh casey June 24, 2019