Mailbot

its outer hull was forged in the fires of kabul as a symbol of independence. this innocent atv actually contains a fusion reactor capable of running continuously and autonimously. codenamed "harvey", only 2 units have been deployed since its induction.

Vistors - what is that????
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines

by Foug March 12, 2005

mailbox

Inviting target for heaving melons. Melons may include paradise melons, watermelons, or "gallon" melons. Quite satisfying when contact is made. Points given for damage done. One point for contact, two for dent, three for knocking it sideways, four for knocking it completely of post, or schfifty-five points for taking out the pole and the box.
(That's a record that's only been done once)

"Hey Garrett, let's go mailboxing!"
"Sure, but only if Chase doesn't drive"

by MacGarrett the Conquistador June 2, 2005

Mailbox Hijack

When people, usually teenaged boys with no life, randomly drive around drunk around 3 in the morning and steal mailboxes for their pure enjoyment.

"We had to call the police this morning and report a mailbox hijack."

by Lady In The... August 19, 2009

Mailbox inspector

A slang term to describe a type of cap that you see people wearing, characterized first by its long peak but further identified by a huge curve in the peak of the hat.

Any person wearing a hat like this can be imagined looking into a mailbox where the entire peak fits right in so the person can look up close so as to inspect the mailbox.

Here comes Johnny, look at the huge curve in the brim of his hat! He looks like he's a mailbox inspector!

by Alley1969 September 1, 2013

mailbox

A male who just stands there, looks at females and does annoying male-like things, such as make immature/inconsiderate comments; not a scrub, although the 2 terms are quite simular.

Stacy: Joe keeps staring at Jen. He's such mailbox!

by Amrita R. November 5, 2008

mailbox

Mailbox (n.) - The anus. Often reffered to in a sexual sense.

See chocolate starfish

I banged her in the mailbox and it smelled.

I whitewashed her mailbox.

by rmw998 May 19, 2004

Mailboxed

The act of a female kicking another female in the vagina. The more intense mailbox generally occurs when the recipient is laying on the ground with her legs being held open by the assailant.

This girl really pissed me off so I mailboxed her

by the lord of vagina pain January 22, 2009