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Serbian Magnets

The magnets placed in pinball machines during the early- to mid-1990s by Serbian agents wishing to demoralise the UK into pulling out of the UN Peacekeeping Mission during the Bosnian-Croatian-Serbian War.

These magnets are cunningly placed to deflect the pin ball itself, and cause frustration by subtly deflecting the ball into a narrow channel between the paddles, or into other "Game over" scenarios.

Now the expression can be used to describe any unusual activity in electrical equipment that dates from 1991 - 1995.
"I was going to hit the High Score, but those bloody Serbian Magnets kept stopping me upgrading my bumpers."
by Doctor When February 27, 2008
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Little Miss Manners

A female douche that thinks she is the center of the universe. Usually a terribly mainstream daddy's girl from the middle class suburbs with very little redeeming qualities. The irony is, they generally have no manners at all and most people, excluding masochists or people in dire need of friends/attention for a myriad of reasons, hate their guts.
"Remember when Little Miss Manners used to work here? That idiot labeled everything she put in the employee fridge."

"Oh yeah, what a bitch! I mean honestly, no one wants her San Pellegrino!"

"As if, I just love how she discovers things so late and acts like she's the only one that ever thought of it."
by Ralph McGregor May 30, 2008
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no manners

No manners a girl with sloppy head game slurping, spits on dick
Man bro she gave me head with no manners
by Clint Morning Wood November 21, 2015
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maggers

Another good old Aussie slang term for being in a total state of maggotness. (maggotness refering to being incredibly drunken)
Jesse Creevey- Wow, dude. Your no vegeterian but I'd say your off your chops.

Person who isnt Jesse Creevey- Yeah bro, im totally Maggers.
by DeathLord McJesse March 23, 2009
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Magnets

Definition 1 - "Pieces of metal with polarized attraction and repulsion properties."*

Not found in some online games. Sorry, there aren't any magnets here.

*See example 1

2 - Also used in reply to confusing, strange forum threads, in a sarcastic, ironic or cynical manner.
Example 1 - In an online gaming forum (Condensed version)-

Random noob: are there magnets in this game?
Non noob: What?

Random noob: i dont think i was clear enough.. are there any
magnets in the game, thx

Non noob: Seriously, what do you mean?

Non noob 2: WTF question is this.

Smartass 1: There's a magnet in my pants and it's attracted to you.

Smartass 2: Have my babies.

Non noob 3: well anyways... how was "are there magnets in this game?" any different than "are there any magnets in the game" besides the word any? (that made no sense im sure...)

Smartass 3: Magnet is a hold item for pokemon games.
Since this is not pokemon, NO MAGNET FOR YOU!!!!

Smartass 4: This has to be the weirdest thread ever. The amounts of randomnity it involves is just mind boggling.
I PROPOSE THAT FROM NOW ON, WHEN SOMETHING MAKES NO SENSE, WE DEMAND TO SEE MAGNETS.*
(*Related to definition 2)

Random noob: guys can u plz be serious are there magnets like in the game not out of the game in the game???????

Smartass 4: srsly guy dont undrstnd you nd why r u asking kwestun?

Non noob 4: what do you need magnets for?
Everyone is serious here! Nobody make's any idea of what you're talking about!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?? SEE ME CRAZYY?? OKEYY I'M CRAZYYE NOWWW... WHAT THE HELL
ok... calmed down... so... we never heard of these "magnets". Maybe your english is just bad...
so, tell uncle Chico where did you hear about these "magnets" and then we will talk....

Smartass 5: MAAAAA
AAAGGGGGGNNNEEEETTTTTSSSS!!!

Example 2 - Sarcasm and joking -

Forum member 1: Honestly. i dont know what to do anymore, people tell me daggers some people tell me wand. You guys tell me whats the best new weapon to get.

Forum member 2: Get Magnets. They rock.
by Pete The Destroyer March 21, 2007
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Dick Manners

The act of being so polite when asking for sexual acts (sending or requesting nudes, invitations for sex etc.) it makes women regardless of sexual orientation want to jump in bed with you.
Example 1: Man: excuse me miss but my lovely girlfriend and i were wondering if youd like to sleep with us? now you dont have to do anything you dont want to but i would sincerely LOVE if you'd let me inside of you if you dont want to thats fine last thing i want is to make you uncomfortable

Woman: Oh wow your Dick Manners really threw me for a loop of course i will have sex with you and your girlfriend.

Example 2: Man: pardon me if i'm coming off too strong i just happen to find you very attractive. and i was wondering if you can possibly send me some for lack of a better word sexy photos. They don't have to be nude i just think you're beautiful and id like to see more of you. And if you dont mind id like to send you some photos showing how well endowed i am.

Woman: Oh my...you have Dick Manners....fuck the pictures ill just show you in person.
by LK422 August 29, 2013
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fake manners

When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.
Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
by Herobot April 7, 2020
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