Maggot

A loathsome bottom-feeder. An individual that survives on what others throw away. Or, lives and thrives off of the decay of others.

Did you hear about that guy who took all the elderly peoples money in a scam?" "what a friggin maggot

by Hatinlife2k8 December 20, 2010

maggot shit

A person so contemptible and reprehensible an excuse of a human being that they are the equivalent of maggot excrement.

Trump is such a maggot shit. He's not the maggot itself, he's its shit.

by nuit et jour December 6, 2018

flange maggot

A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the dick ditch.
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..

"Fuck me, that Martin creep is a right flange maggot.."

by Drex the Schizo November 15, 2007

full maggin

During the act of sexual intercourse the man will go ball deep and insert his two testicles up the womans anus. It is said to bring a strange pleasure, especially when the testicles are removed and the famous "clack, clack" sound is heard.

1)"Oh mate was full maggin a girl last night and my bollocks have never been more supple"

2)Ollie: "Hey i shagged that girl last night"
George: "Wow did you full mag her"
Ollie: "Naturally"

by dcv November 14, 2007

Maygon

1. A sexy, beautiful, smart, amazing girl who is loved by all and hated by none. Sometimes mistaken for Megan, but definitely a much cooler way of spelling the name. Oh and she has an amazing ass... AKA "The perfect girl"

Person 1 - Who's that Maygon girl?
Person 2 - Oh she's my girlfriend.
Person 1 - No way, she's way too hot to be your girlfriend!
Person 2 - Yeah... you're right she's Codys girl. (see "Cody" in dictionary)

by Ruin1721 February 3, 2010

ass maggot

Ass Maggot (n):

Name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies) that have laid eggs in a persons rectum. Flies are often drawn to the scent of rotting or decomposing flesh or feces where they then lay eggs. Hence when a person neglects to clean their rectum of fecal debris larval gestation may occur.

Can also be used to describe a person of disgusting personal hygiene.

Justin the hobo had a horrible case of ass maggots because he never cleaned his butt crack after he craps behind the dumpster.

by DieFlederMaus February 17, 2010

vagina maggot

When ones tampon string hangs below the panty line or bathing suit bottom. Hence being visible to others, also resembling a maggot hanging from the vagina.

1.Dude she sat down in her mini skirt and all I could see was her vagina maggot.

by Jason and Ashley February 19, 2007