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The last name in a lineage of greats. These people are more than mere mortals. They are gods, divine beings of power that could overthrow countries, and bring regimes crumbling to the ground in a matter of hours. But no, they have more important things to do in life.
The beauty of even only one Machuga is enough to make anyone go blind at the first sight. Machugas’ are blessed with strength and talents far beyond the capabilities of even what a simple human mind can conjure into thought. Merely being on the same continent as a Machuga is enough to make you start feeling the effects almost immediately.
If you ever meet a Machuga, consider yourself lucky. You have just met the most impeccable person you have ever, or will ever meet. If you manage to become friends with one, you are safe from all harm throughout perpetuity for as long as you shall live.
NEVER!!! Underestimate a Machuga. Even the smallest of the bunch is capable of eradicating every fiber of your being.
The beauty of even only one Machuga is enough to make anyone go blind at the first sight. Machugas’ are blessed with strength and talents far beyond the capabilities of even what a simple human mind can conjure into thought. Merely being on the same continent as a Machuga is enough to make you start feeling the effects almost immediately.
If you ever meet a Machuga, consider yourself lucky. You have just met the most impeccable person you have ever, or will ever meet. If you manage to become friends with one, you are safe from all harm throughout perpetuity for as long as you shall live.
NEVER!!! Underestimate a Machuga. Even the smallest of the bunch is capable of eradicating every fiber of your being.
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Examples: hooking up with a top-level rockstar/athlete, mile-high club with a total stranger, a mother-daughter threesome.
Examples: hooking up with a top-level rockstar/athlete, mile-high club with a total stranger, a mother-daughter threesome.
"I know he's always been a manwhore, but I swear this time I think he may have Machu Picchu'd! Twins!"
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Did you really fail gym?
Yeah my teacher decided to pull a Ms. Machut and give a shit about the class
Yeah my teacher decided to pull a Ms. Machut and give a shit about the class
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