Wayback Machine

"Dave, don't mess with a man with a Wayback Machine. I can make it so you were never born."

-Jimmy James
by Neeptide August 05, 2010
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Fog-machine

When you put your vape pen inside yo girl's pussy, take a hit of it and blow it into her ass, then she slowly opens and closes her asshole; slowly releasing the smoke, like a fog machine.
Dude, last night I totally fog-machine'd Natalie at the Halloween party!
by Joseph spence November 16, 2016
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Answering Machine

An object for recording messages to the person you call when they are not home.
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
by Rederickfay October 27, 2004
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Knockout Machine

An MMA fighter who earns all of his wins with a knockout, or with a TKO, or a referee stoppage. Examples include Chuck Liddell and Thiago Silva.
Thiago Silva showed us why they call him "The Knockout Machine" in his fight with Keith Jardine.
by Phenomenal1 September 18, 2009
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handjob machine

also known as the shake weight, the handjob machine is a tool used to practice handjobs.
my wife is a little out of practice, i think i might buy her a handjob machine.
by skin ticket February 21, 2011
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hate machine

The hate machine is a term for your Company's internet blocker that won't allow you access to sites you want to visit.
Yes, I got your email but I cant get to that site. Busted by the hate machine again.
by bigwilliestyle January 25, 2008
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White Machine

Noun, A word created by xBluBandz, which defines a person/player who shoots white meters on 2k consistently. They also never pull greens on their meter as well. They are usually trash at NBA 2K or extremely lucky when shooting.
"Wetness shoots so many fucking bricks and never greens his shot. He is a trash ass white machine."
by Drip Vishnu/BuyMyDrip_ November 09, 2019
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