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Marites

The Karen of the Philippines. They usually subscribe to sources like Banat By, Mocha Uson, or other unreliable pages on Facebook and other social media platforms. Frequently posts 'cures' and other conspiracy theories with video thumbnails that has big cheesy fonts. Member of countless pro-government Facebook echo-chambers (only Facebook). Usually uncommon IRL. Although suspecting aunties can be one of them.
(in Tagalog) "Tumahimik ka Marites, delete mo na ang post mo!"

(English) "Shut up Marites, just delete your post!"
by graymanboi June 13, 2020
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maarte

Filipino term for someone who is obnoxiously choosy, nit-picky, and disgusted at a particular object or such circumstances especially when criticizing and focusing to the not-so-important tiny details of which.
:"You know my friend Stewart, he is so maarte because he doesn't wash and wipe his ass when he takes a shit and instead he uses toilet paper. Ughh, gross!"
"Yeah that's why his ass smells all the time."

:"Babe, I like this wallet! It's elegant and it fits my style."
"Ah too cheap lah, can you find something more expensive lah this even not original."
"You know, that's it! I'm done with you being maarte!"
by make bb June 30, 2021
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Getting 'maaiked'

The act of investing your time and emotions into a specific person who then, at their turn, will do nothing in return for you. They won't even blink an eye when they ditch you.
"He helped her out of her depression but she won't even bother to help him"
"Dude he's getting 'maaiked' so hard"
by KimYongKun March 26, 2017
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Mahite

A term used to describe someone who is a good friend or your close groups of mates.
E.g. Jordan and I are such Mahites!
by Saucey0001 February 17, 2013
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Maarten

A real arrogant prick.
He thinks he is above all.

Yet he is still likeable and has friends
Kinda smart
So my friend is a real Maarten
by Smeerkaas_in_pot February 13, 2017
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maaterbate

I just maaterbateed today
by AuthenticDictionary69 August 24, 2022
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smugglin'_manitees

Used to describe a very very fat person.
boy1: hey you see that new girl?
boy2: yeah, she looks like shes smugglin'_manitees
boy3: *vomits blood*
by friendofyarsarein October 1, 2006
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