mushroom pudding 

Psychedelic dessert that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who have had enough of cheap booze will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.

Also referred to as: cubensis custard

Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: what the fuck is mushroom pudding?

mushroom pudding by The Barnacel September 25, 2020

mushroom peaks

mario kart wii custom track made by MrBean35000vr and Chadderz.

many frustrating turns and strategically placed mushrooms. if you trick on the wrong mushroom, you'll fall into the mario kart abyss. rest in peace gamers

me: just played mushroom peaks
friend: oh no what happened
me: ...tricked on the wrong mushroom

mushroom peaks by notsofestive January 16, 2021

Mushroom Surprise 

When you dip your dick in ink, and then proceed to smack it on a girls face while she's sleeping. She'll see the imprint in the morning, and be surprised by the mushroom stamp.

Yo dude, my girl woke up this morning with a mushroom surprise.

Mushroom Surprise by Sir Stampalot February 8, 2009

Mushroom Smuggler

A male homosexual

"Who's Eric talking to?"

"That's his new boyfriend."

"His boyfriend!?"

"Yeah - didn't you know he's a mushroom smuggler?"

Mushroom Smuggler by Alison Chaynes May 21, 2009

mushroom beltbuckle

When you have a boner and you tuck it up against your body and the head of your penis sticks out above your jeans

Oh gross!!! I cant see your mushroom beltbuckle!!!

mushroom beltbuckle by B.333 July 27, 2011

Mushroom Jump 

When a woman hops from one dong to the next.

Leann was unhappy with Jerry, so Cassidy told her she should mushroom jump to Brandon.

Mushroom Jump by Hammerhead250 October 29, 2020

Mushroom Welt

(See Cocksmack) The welt left by the head of a circumsized cock after a bitch gets out of line when giving you head and needs to get smacked upside her head.

Oh man, it's turns out that bitch was a biter and I had to leave her with a vicious mushroom welt!

Mushroom Welt by Joe Cool February 5, 2004