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muscle pud

1) a female body-builder
2) a very muscular female
3) a female with very muscular thighs and, in most cases, a strangely muscular pudenda
"That frickin' muscle pud cracked his head like a coconut down there."
by MeanMachine May 15, 2007
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muscle tits

n. breasts characterized by their firm and taut appearance and feel. Usually on the smaller side, nice to grab, however, not very bouncy.
Dude...she was hot! I liked her tight little body and I even liked her cute little muscle tits!
by Barry Flomar January 22, 2004
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muscle memory-loss

1. When you know how to do something really well, but when you try to show people you suddenly can't seem to do it.
2. When you can do something without thinking about it, but when you consciously engage in said activity, you constantly fail at it.
I tried to show off to my friends how well I could ice skate, but I was struck by an acute case of muscle memory-loss and I fell on my ass. They wouldn't believe that I was ever good at it afterwards.
by das.sprache.meister February 26, 2015
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Muscle Jerkitis

When your dominant arm is more buff than your non dominant due to the effect of oftenly masturbating.
Man: "I swear, my left arm is strong, but it doesn't look like it compared to my right."
Man 2: "How often do you beat the meat? Sounds like a case of Muscle Jerkitis."
by Sid Phillips June 25, 2017
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Muscle Tunnel

A soft, moist, dark space for your pleasure.
Bullock is jealous that of all the guys who get to use muscle tunnels. He must live vicariously through everyone else. He does not have a muscle to tunnel into.
by Matthew B. December 6, 2021
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Muscle growth

A phenomenon in which someone’s (male or female) muscles get bigger and they get stronger. Best seen on women.
Sally experienced a ton of muscle growth and afterwards was never the same again
by Plasmus October 11, 2018
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muscle cars

A car that should be respected by all americans even if they drive ricers.

A car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds but will guzzle gas 20x faster than a honda
Hey man did you see that muscle car beat that civic? Ya man but look he's at the gas staition again.
by n wangster d October 9, 2003
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