muff

A large hairy, unemployed person with abnormal amounts of body hair. Is able to grow beards over night and grow stubble on tongue. The Muff will be able to sustain a heavy amounts of alcohol and protein shakes.

Josh is the mighty king of all Muffs. Peace x

by "Beaver" n STEVE June 24, 2007

muff

A Combination of "Messed Up" and "Fucked up"

I was going to sink that 3-pointer but I Muffed up.

by Muff-Diver July 15, 2003

muff

Muff is to lick pussy

Muff your best friend while i wank

by rudi October 28, 2006

Muff

Extreame messup, "To fuck up something", to blow something (hahahaha not tht way You no waht we mean)

Oh watta Muff!!

Dude you muffed that pass!

Oh MUFF

by Lil Nait234 January 18, 2010

Muff

a replacement word for: drink, drunk, beer, pussy, any other drugs, and so on. pretty much is a way to keep what you're doing in the dorm room private and anonymous to the passer-by's in the halls.

Let's muff. Grab me a muff. Dude, you're muffed.

by Matt Baumann December 9, 2008

muff

Half a muffin. Discovered when Glenn College was stingy and only gave us muffin halves, instead of a whole one.

"I'm gonna put this muff in my fridge for later"

by orgabulator August 22, 2004

muff

1. what you do when your fat goes over your pants/tights/skirt/bottoms

2. the verbial form of muffin top

Wow, do you see that girl? She's muffing like crazy.

by Lindsey J D August 21, 2007