Monkey 

A sex position where the girl is on her back and (using furniture) flips up her legs so her butt is up in the air and her knees are next to her head. The male can go in while she play with his balls. or, if she is flexable seh can suck his balls.

It felt so good last night when i had sex with her in the monkey position, she gave my balls a massage and a sucking at the same time!

Monkey by Mr.Benb September 14, 2011

Monkey 

1. A slang word for vagina
2. A just above-the-anorexic border unattractive girl. Usually comes with a slight mustache and more facial and body hair than usual.

1. Man, i hit Janet's monkey hard last night
2. Dude, i saw the grossest thing ever.

- What?

- Kim raised her arm, and I saw all her armpit hair!!

- Ewww, she' such a monkey!

Monkey by bb514 March 26, 2011

monkey 

slang for a nigger, or african american. People with big nose and big lips resembling gorilla or chimpanzee family.

"you are talking about that monkey man? psst "

"Porch monkey sneaked in my house and stole my t.v."

monkey by ryandyan October 3, 2007

MONKEY 

BLACKEST NIGGER IN THE WORLD!!!!

THAT MONKEY IS INVISIBLE AT NIGHT

MONKEY by shitfucktit October 24, 2008

monkey 

A vagina hahahahahahahahahahaha

hey brah, that monkey's got teeth.

monkey by mike oksmall March 4, 2008

monkey 

500 units of a given currency, esp. English pounds

That new hi-def T.V. cost me a good two monkeys

monkey by E-n January 7, 2006

monkey 

Suffix that, when added to a root noun, describes a person who is obsessed with or loves the meaning of the root noun.

-Sometimes the applied word can be figurative.

Ben: Your brother really likes to wank a lot, doesn't he?
Mike: Yeah... he's a real greasemonkey.

monkey by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006