Your moms house

Where I was last night.

Person 1 "Where were you last night dude!"

Person 2 "Your moms house HA GOTTEM"

by Koolkid920 September 12, 2018

ur moms a hoe

mother is a hoe

I said whoever threw that paper, ur moms a hoe!
OHHHHH!!!

by owotsu November 9, 2020

momsturbate

to masturbate while watching one's mother dress or shower, or while looking at nude photos of her.

Todd couldn't help but momsturbate after finding naked photo's of his mother in his fathers dresser drawer.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

your moms bed

Where I was last night.

in bed wit ur mom wtf dont u understand u fucken n00b your moms bed

by potheadblazer420 April 10, 2010

momsturbate

stimulation of sex organs while keeping in mind the mom of a close friend.

"Why don't you go home and momsturbate you fag?"

by T & PP November 9, 2006

Momspringa

When you get a weekend away from the husband and kids and go wild.

This summer us ladies are going on a Momspringa.

by HonestMom July 8, 2018

online moms

Something you call someone who tries to censor or control your online life so that you are more positive and non-judgmental of others.

Duke: Man, I saw what you commented on Janice's post of her in her bikini. Not nice. So she still has some baby fat. I think you should remove that comment and replace it with an encouraging compliment.
Buck: Whatever! She's kinda chunky and too pale! What are you, my online moms now? You want to hit it! Admit it!

by von groovy June 10, 2017