The Mortrix

The mightiest religion that is based on the principles of The Force, The Matrix and Mosesism

The Mortrix needs no example because it is the light the truth and the only escape from the lies of society.

by tNt King April 15, 2008

mortimus

The retard that called me on owen's phone.

Mortimus face timed me and showed me a dudes ass. Criticized my tattoos and called me bald.

by Fatstick July 23, 2014

Mortimer

To kill something in a brutal, thoughtless or horrific manner. Derived from "Mortify" and "Murder".

Did you see the way that dog mortimered those chickens?

by Mikeyhead June 30, 2010

Mortimer

A village filled with despair in West berkshire where very little happens and if anything does happen it is a stabbing

"Dude did you go to mortimer recently?"
" yeah I got stabbed and ended up in the hospital"

by Bctime January 2, 2017

Mortis 2051

COOL fucking person! If you suport Mortis 2051, you are a chad man

"I FUCKING LOVE MORTIS 2051"
"YEA ME TOO BRO!"

by PencilChadMan June 12, 2021

Rigor mortis

use this word to describe your penis when its erect.

my penis has been struck with rigor mortis.

by americas favorite cookie June 18, 2005

Mortimer error

To make a serious mistake or blunder (named after the infamous mr mortimer)

lee: "Ive put diesel petrol in my car...but it takes unleaded!"

dan: ...mortimer error!

by Daniel uce October 12, 2007