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hall monitor

Having sex in or around school grounds.
John:I totally fucked this chick in the science lab!
Joey:Oh so you were a hall monitor.
by michael smego January 18, 2008
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line monitor

the girls stred at me from the line i was monitoring, because i am the line monitor
by marjorie June 1, 2003
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[Cheat Beat] (or) [Baby Monitor]

The slang for using the heart beat attachment perk in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3.
(Guy1) Quit using that Cheat Beat (or)Baby Monitor .
(Guy2) Yeah, but I'm getting a lot of kills with this Cheat Beat (or) Baby Monitor.
by egyptiandreams January 4, 2012
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Hall monitor

Someone who watches the halls at all times at your school. They will give you looks. They will break your bones
Person 1 oh no its the HALL MONITOR
person 2 get over it shes nice
Person 1 havent you heard she broke someones arm
by Tjfcm1781o January 16, 2020
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Butt Monitor

Wow, that butt monitor was really hard on us last night.
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KEYSTROKE MONITOR

Definition 1: Stroking your girlfriend or wife's bottom gently with or without clothes on to send her to sleep so she stops talking. Then you look and monitor to see if its working.

Definition 2: Something IT and security guys/girls, neighbors, google, yahoo, MS and others do to either:

To check what your up to and use it against you at some point OR use it in a positive way for password recognition patterns to protect you.

Sometimes a keyboard dongle may be unobtrusively inserted between the keyboard and computer to capture all keystrokes including power-on passwords or sometimes they do this by the back-door method via email text or an image, video or CD gift. Phreaking can now also capture keystrokes from text.
Definition 1: She's talking too much and I've had a hard day at the office so I think I'll use my "keystroke monitor" tactic to shut her up for 5 minutes.

Definition 2: The telecommunications guy should have worked for NEWS OF THE WORLD to invoke KEYSTROKE MONITORING on my computer. Gosh he gave me a CD and often sends me videos or tells me to check out a link. Sneaky sneaky!
by THE ENHANCED July 11, 2011
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Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings
The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club
by Dj Fish May 16, 2003
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