Mitt Romney

The most intelligent president in Manosphere history, serving as the POTM from 2012-2016, and 2024-2028. He was born in 1994 and was the youngest president elect in history, being 17 on his first inauguration on January 20, 2012. He was very notable for being unfiltered and far right. As of 2025 he is 31 years old and currently in office until January 20, 2028.

Mitt Romney is the greatest president the manosphere ever had.

by catsand07 July 28, 2025

snatcher's mitt

Soft, leather-like opening of the anus, located just below the snatch.

Vaginal intercourse was always fun, but Rob had always wanted Denise to offer up her snatcher's mitt to make things a little more interesting.

by Jelly belly November 23, 2014

Oven Mitt

After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.

John clogged the toilet again because he uses the Oven Mitt method to wipe.

by jpg3 May 14, 2010

Darting mitt

Fingering a girl

Bro 1: hey bro were you darting mitt last night?
Bro 2: yeah bro I fingered her for a while then she game me head

by Coochie man 2 October 7, 2020

in my mitt

all up in my space. all in your face

Why you all up in my mitt

by Exeter’s fag December 17, 2017

the mitt

When warranted, the mitt serves as an act of due reward, or deserved fate. Technically speaking, the mitt incurs a slap from bare hand to facial cheek. The mitt can be used as both retaliation and instigation. Public and private mitts connote varying degrees of severity (deficit).

"Ben really blew it last night. He was in the deficit, so I gave him the mitt of his life."

"I called this guy at 207-215-7195, and the next thing I knew, well... let's just leave it at that."

by Bernard 2.0 March 31, 2012

Willard Mitt Romney

Romney's full name. Oddly enough, he didn't like being called Willard, and chose to go by his middle name instead.

His father, George Romney, named him after hotel magnate J Willard Marriott and his uncle Milton Romney (nicknamed Mitt).

Willard Mitt Romney or Barack Hussein Obama. Either way, we'll have a president with a weird name.

by JeffGannon August 14, 2012