Wank Mistress

A Women that is designed to enhance a mans pleasure through various activities, and through various ways of masturbating.

"Oh darling, you are a wonderful Wank Mistress. You make it so much more fun."

by __SanTa__ February 8, 2009

Swiss Mistress

A woman lays face down on a bed or floor and then a man shits in her asshole. Still laying on the ground, the woman sticks her finger in her asshole and stuffs the shit inside. Once as much of the shit will go on, the man butt fucks her.

Me and my girlfriend did a Swiss Mistress last night!

by Linfnerhf March 18, 2009

Silicon Mistress

A personal computer for the geekily infatuated person. It serves as a source of companionship and interaction. This can include anything the computer or Internet has to offer, including games, chatting, porn, etc.

Mike loved his new Silicon Mistress. It was the best laptop he'd ever owned.

by NCGeekyPants February 28, 2011

Wardrobe Mistress

1) Someone who helps you get into and out of costumes during theatre shows.

2) A bad excuse for a perv!

1) My wardrobe mistress is a star, she's so helpful!!

2) My wardrobe mistress just wants to see my naked.. it's kinda arousing, but scary...

by camino_abdullah July 5, 2011

silvas_mistress

The greatest moot ever. She funny and kind and deserves more love

silvas_mistress is the best.

by Kaiana September 9, 2021

four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.

Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.

by kittythecatty July 14, 2019

law school mistress

Practice mistress you use during law school so that if your wife finds out you have nothing to lose as opposed to the real world mistress that you get once you are out of law school and making big money.

The law school mistress doesn't necessarily have to be up to your standards due to the fact that it is temporary and only practice for the real thing.

Bryan: "Help me pick out a law school mistress."
Sean: "Don't worry if you don't pick well, it's only practice."

by Blam684 November 3, 2009