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Furious Messiah

When a man puts his open palms together as if he is praying, then jams them up a vagerooooo, gets angry and makes two fists while still inside the ol' ham wallet and then lifts the young lady up, mounts her on his shoulders and throws her back down real angry like so that her tinkletwat tears open all over the place and is real gross lookin so no man will ever go near her again. BUNG!
This chick was being a cunting whore so I gave her the ol' furious messiah. Her cunt looked raw beef after a few whacks with a meat tenderizer. it was awesome. seriously. just the fuckin' best. ever.
by BennyBoo6969420666183 January 16, 2007
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leper messiah

Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie's alien alter ego).
Making love with his ego,
Ziggy sucked up into his mind.
Like a leper Messiah,
When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
by Miki October 23, 2005
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Second Messiah movement

A religious movement that expects a now messiah with the status of Jesus.
It is based on the vision in the book of Revelation of the woman clothed with the sun and her child.
People in the movement believe it predicts a new messiah.
by Judge dredd7 November 2, 2011
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The best trombone player in brevard county, also a sex god with multiple girl friends
Oh Great Messiah William Lester is here! What knowledge does he bring for us?
by 12203874!; December 14, 2021
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Facebook Messiah

When one posts bible verses and/or scripture on Facebook, hence congesting your News Feed. Possibly the most of annoying of all your friends. A Facebook Messiah makes one ponder the question "Why did I accept Jesus Boy's friend request?"
Brent: Goddammit!
Alex: What's the matter?
Brent: Stan keeps posting bible verses on Facebook. It's really annoying!
Alex: I believe the scientific term for that is a Facebook Messiah.
by FreedomBroGM December 16, 2011
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Facebook Messiah

Person who takes-over your facebook and gets WAY more comments impersonating you, then you normally would receive.
Man you hack on to my facebook and get more comments then i would. Your the fucking Facebook Messiah
by Lo440393 March 12, 2011
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Dirty Messiah

When you sodomize a holy whore and anoint her face with a wad of ya kids
I hit my ex with day dirty Messiah
by RougarouKing April 1, 2020
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