Generally a name gifted to the greatest punter on earth. Someone who can pull you out of the fire with an epic roughie, or snare you a big win with the top weight in the last. If you ever find a friend who is good enough to be deemed The Messiah, you are truly blessed..!
by DawgK May 11, 2021
Get the The Messiahmug. Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020
Get the Blumpkin Messiahmug. 
The true Messiah is the man born in the natural way everyone else is. He only learned of his Messiahship through the hid language on this site, along with the numerical language that is woven throughout the worldwide society of today.
by The Most High God March 5, 2025
Get the Messiahmug. Messiah is a female who is quiet at first but isn't innocent, when you meet her she's really fun to be around and knows how to get lt. She's pretty, keeps a small circle and it's very conceited.
by Siahuknow May 12, 2022
Get the Messiahmug. Messiah is an amazing beautiful person , she laughs at almost everything. She’s really fun to be around she cares about all of her close friends very deeply and will die for them. She has does look very mean from the start but she is very nice and caring.
by Brazty June 6, 2021
Get the Messiahmug. He's the Sexiest Man Alive literally means the chosen one which means hes chosen to be the sexiest man alive
by YxngSavage February 19, 2021
Get the Messiahmug.