A whore who is menstruating. Stay clear or else. Then again the fact you called her this is going to get you in trouble anyways
ex. Brittney Spears on the rag
ex. Brittney Spears on the rag
Girl: Where did you put my tampons?
Guy: I don't know look for them yourself!
Girl: I'm going to bleed all over you if you don't help me
Guy: Shutup you menstruating whore!
Guy: I don't know look for them yourself!
Girl: I'm going to bleed all over you if you don't help me
Guy: Shutup you menstruating whore!
by Nedex March 16, 2011
Get the Menstruating whore mug.(noun) man-stroo-ay-shun A period of time when a male bleeds from his anus due to excessive wiping. Due to the continuous need to wipe and resulting inability of the anus to heal, the bleeding usually persists for about a week. After a month or so, the male will forget the effects of over-wiping and assault his anus again to ensure cleanliness after a particularly wicked bowel movement which will initiate Manstruation again.
Due to the similar lengths of time/occurrence between this process and female menstruation, as well as the resultant mood swings and general "bitchiness" males display when bleeding from their ass that also accompany females bleeding from their vaginas, this is known as "Manstruation".
(verb) Manstruate
(continuous) Manstruating
Due to the similar lengths of time/occurrence between this process and female menstruation, as well as the resultant mood swings and general "bitchiness" males display when bleeding from their ass that also accompany females bleeding from their vaginas, this is known as "Manstruation".
(verb) Manstruate
(continuous) Manstruating
"The running back's manstruation was affecting the effectiveness of his play because he was running like he just rode a horse for ten days straight, and felt like it too."
by The Wise Savage June 25, 2015
Get the Manstruation mug.a blowjob from a woman who is on a period and therefor cannot fuck. Offered as a consolation prize.
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Gregory: Last night I was hooking up with Naomi and we were going to fuck, but she was on her period. She gave me head though...
Nathanial: Ah, the old consolation prize, menstruatio. Hey, at least you got yours.
Nathanial: Ah, the old consolation prize, menstruatio. Hey, at least you got yours.
by Buttmilk February 22, 2011
Get the Menstruatio mug.A man's version of a period with involves random waves of unexplained anger that would appear to be for little to no reason.
by ThiccDaddy03 March 4, 2019
Get the Manstruation mug.Something that happens every other day, and is NOT the same as menstruation. It is when a man becomes irritable, experiences cramps and bleeds from his willy. As shops do not stock male sanitary products, the man often resorts to using tissues or bits of scrap cloth to absorb the bleeding. Unlike menstruation, manstruation happens every other day and only lasts around 10 hours.
"Woah Mike are you experiencing manstruation? Don't worry I've got some toilet paper in here somewhere."
by raddest_kid_around67 February 5, 2021
Get the Manstruation mug.A phrase to describe a large amount of blood, paint, tomato juice, originally coined in the 60s to describe the tomatoe orgy popular in The Village in NY, now used by reporters inveigled by the Thai red shirts.
All these Thai red shirt rioters with their paint, and OMG blood, it's like a menstruating whale snatch, yeah!
That expression captures the overwhelming red so well, I hope it makes it to Urban dicK
That expression captures the overwhelming red so well, I hope it makes it to Urban dicK
by Dr Merkin May 14, 2010
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