Mass-hoe

Mass-hoe is derived from two words , Massachusetts and hoe. A mass-hoe is a word to describe all females from Massachusetts . They are very loud , rude , trashy , ignorant , uncultured , unhygienic , and bottom line , were never taught to be decent ladies . The worst problem with these mass-hoes is their jealousy . If you come into contact with them , and you are attractive , they will fly into fits of rage , just like small child . Because they have no class , they cannot control themselves or their emotions , a mass-hoe will sleep with any one's boyfriend , husband , father , brother or son , in an attempt to strike at you . Be for warned , They were never taught the act of proper cleaning . Their uncanny ability to look like the 1980's is remarkable . If you do take one home for the evening , make sure to avoid going to her home . They do not clean or decorate , due to laziness , nor do they care . Please hide your wallet .

a mass-hoe loves Aerosmith and Jon Bon jovi . A Boston creme doughnut , a couple of scratch tickets , and you got your self a date .

by nehater January 7, 2014

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Massachusetts Dick

Legend has it in the B.C. era a meteor struck Springfield, Massachusetts resulting in a life changing experience for the citizens of Massachusettes forever. The meteor impacted the gravitational pull in the surrounding area, causing males to grow above average genitalia.

*In the showers at the gym*
Jack: "Hey Jim, are you from Massachusettes?"
Jim: "Yes I am. Did you notice my Massachusetts dick?"
Jack: "Why yes I did, I always take notice to such impressive genitalia."

by Moprah March 7, 2018

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Italian Massage

A massage where the masseuse puts her ass cheeks over the mans cock and moves back and forth until he cums. She could also lay on her front and the man straddles her legs and puts his cock between her ass cheeks and moves back and forth until he cums on her back. Sometimes called a Italian Massage

(ass-cheeks) Italian Massage - ass cheeks

by SylvanMan April 13, 2014

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Tongue Massage

Erotic massage provided with the aid of ones tongue.

Krysten enjoyed the feel of the exceptional tongue massage she was given during foreplay.

by CaptainLOTO November 10, 2014

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jonestown massacre

In the Mid 70’s a preacher named Jim Jones created his own town, formerly named JonesTown. Approximately 1000 people lived there and he promised them a utopian society. Later he brought them to a secluded area and killed men, women, and children with cyanid infused Kool-Aid. He brutally killed the children first, And shot him self after they all died.

Have you ever heard of the JonesTown massacre?

by CDR KINGZz November 29, 2017

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