massive gay

A dorogative term used with the intention of showing displeasure at the one to whom you are uttering this phrase. This usually refers to the size of their perceived homsexuality rather than the size of the homosexual themself. More often than not, however, homosexuality doesn't actually have anything to do with the discussion. In the same way someone calls another a dick head because they don't like them, rather than the victim of these insults actually having a penis on the upper part of their face, "massive gay" is used with the intention of hurting another's feelings.

-I can't come out tonight. I've got too much homework.
-You massive gay!

by Bottom Face December 3, 2010

massive breast

breast so massive that the holder of the breast falls down

boy 1 : i feel sorry for her.
boy 2 : why?
boy 1 : because she has a massive breast .
boy 2 : who cares i just wanna squeeze them and sleep on them

by mfmjrd November 20, 2007

Massive Supple

This is a special unit comprised of only the softest skin. The Massive Supple in most forms ranges from 1 - 1.5 inches long. It remains constantly erect but always soft. If utilized properly any person who comes into visual contact with it will be in a trance until such time as it is removed from their vision.

I have a Massive Supple Baby Dick, wanna see?

by MikeSERSPECV January 17, 2007

massive schlong

The act of having an abnormally large schlong

"Hey did you hear that Jake has a massive schlong?"
"Yeah Mandi says it's huge!!!"

by Sir_DigBick69 December 18, 2017

Massive Patricks

A colloquialism of Doncaster for having a massive pair of man boobs.

"Matt, have you seen the size of my massive Patricks recently? I think it is hormonal and absolutely nothing to do with the amount of burgers I shove down my cake hole"

by PatrickMcBigDong August 19, 2021

massive ovaries

the female equivalent to balls of steel and other such phrases.

Billy: "Dude did you hear someone tried to rob Jen?"
Fred: "No shit, really?"
Billy: "Yeah, he had a knife, but she kicked the shit out of him and chased him!"
Fred: "Damn dude that takes some massive ovaries"

by bringerofpain October 27, 2009

Massive Ego

When you think you’re the best

That guy has a massive ego, he thinks he’s the best at everything

by Syn3rgyy June 9, 2020