Manimals

Just like Garanimals, but for a man who can't match their shirts with their pants.

Wife: "Honey, I left your work clothes out on the bed for you when you're done with your shower."

Husband: "OK Dear, but you don't need to do that anymore because my mom bought me Manimals. I can now match my clothes without your help just like the kids do."

by b*tchkittysusan September 23, 2010

manipulo-mastication

The skill of being able to detect a foreign item in your mouth, notably when found in food, and to manipulate it with the tongue, teeth and lips to eject it alone.

Adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. The winner is the one who has collected the most items.

"When you spit at people, it's cool to have sufficient powers of manipulo-mastication to retain your chewing gum."

by mstclair68 December 9, 2012

manimal

A man who fucks like an animal

My boyfriend is a manimal in bed.

by manimal May 2, 2014

Manipulate

Control or influence a stock

Citadel is whack! All they do is manipulate the stocks! Specially AMC & GME

by Nimbus_2021 April 30, 2021

Pizza manipulation

The dark science of cutting a pizza unevenly, to your advantage, so that no one will notice that you got the bigger slice.

Cory has been dabbling in pizza manipulation. I used to be like him until I got called out at a party.

by Sweetcornz June 20, 2020

manipulative bitch

every attractive female

that girl who just flirted with you for half an hour and scabbed three ciggarettes before getting a phone call from her 'boyfriend'...

lad1: oi did you tap that hottie?
lad2:nah man she was a manipulative bitch.

by DJ January 3, 2005

Manipalite

A person who has spent a significant period of time in the university town of Manipal

That person has great life experience! He/she must be a Manipalite!

by manipalite February 7, 2015