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communist manifesto

A document writen by Karl Marx AND Frederick Engels describing their ideal Communist soceity.
The Communist Manifesto is some confusing shit. I hate "isms"
by L-ho December 25, 2005
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Streetlight Manifesto

Streetlight manifesto.. one of thee best most amazingly awesomee ska bands ever!!! known to man kind!! a mixture of reggae and rock.. and just everything dudee! amazing brass! and Bari and Tenor and Alto saxaphones..
dude seriosuly? wow.. go jump off a bridgee!, how do you not know who streetlight manifesto is?
by Liqhtninqq May 15, 2011
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Manifesting

The act of creating your own reality, life is a dream, you manifest reality with the law of attraction. We are one giant energy, energy is everything. We manifest using this energy. It's no woo woo someday it'll be basic knowledge again, with the age of Aquarius this knowledge is surfacing.
Hey bro I've been manifesting a lot lately by controlling my thoughts and emotions, but when I get stoned my control is shot and random shit just begins manifesting bro
by Shitty alchemy July 18, 2021
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A statement to express sorrow, and to further combat capitalism. May be heard in Gulags
James: I just got Ligma :(
Robert: This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto
by Harambeishere July 21, 2018
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minifesto

(1) a contraction of "mini" and "manifesto": a mini manifesto, a short manifesto, a manifesto's manifesto, a pocket manifesto (see minifesto.org/)

(2) an animated GIF that shows any message you want (see wigflip.com/minifesto/)
That minifesto sure packed a punch.

Marx himself would have been mighty proud of this little minifesto right here!

Minifesto, manifesto, maxifesto, Marxifesto!
by mdsquared June 11, 2014
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THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.
While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
by weave December 9, 2003
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maninfestation

The phenomenon whereby groups of males suddenly appear out of nowhere due to the presence of attractive women, free beer, a neighbor's barbecue, running power equipment, or anything else that would draw men like flies.
--That's strange...It was all hot chicks in here just a minute ago when I got up to use the terlet, and when I came back, the bar was swarming with guys!

--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.
by palabrajot October 6, 2010
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