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brand loyalty 

Extent of the faithfulness of "consumers" to a particular "brand" {aka name} , expressed through their repeat "purchases" {aka sexual encounters}, irrespective of the marketing pressure generated by the competing brands {aka other names}

Simple terms: sleeping with mutliple people of the same name
Whatever... it isn't cheating, they have the same name- its brand loyalty!
brand loyalty by whiteoakgrl17 January 11, 2011

Vagina Loyalty 

A phrase referring to staying "loyal" to a girl you've been hooking up with on a consistent basis when in a social setting, such as a party, wedding reception, kegger, etc.
Mike "Dude, I heard Stacy telling her friend she wants to go home with you tonight."
Brandon "I can't man, I've been hooking up with Laura."
Mike "So what? You guys aren't dating."
Brandon "Yeah, but still. I gotta show vagina loyalty."

lane loyalty 

The force that compels any given driver to remain faithful to the lane they have chosen despite the other lane(s) appearing to move faster.

Other names for this are "fear" or "laziness".

A common enemy of the loyal and a good cause of passive aggressive driving is the merge hopper.
"...H-hey, where are you going? You just merged in front of me 2 minutes ago! Don't you have any lane loyalty?! I DON'T WANT TO SIT HERE ALONE"
lane loyalty by TRoaster October 18, 2011

trump-loyalty 

n. An asymmetric loyalty relationship between a flunky and his boss.
Chris Christie thinks loyalty between him and Trump is mutual, but this is a definitive trump-loyalty scenario; we all know Christie is just Trump's tool.
trump-loyalty by Iopis August 15, 2017

Toxic Loyalty 

When you are loyal to someone and defend them no matter how problematic and terrible they are
Anyone who still listens to R Kelly has some serious toxic loyalty

Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi 

What Trump desperately wants May Day to be.
"I declare May 1st Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."