Louissexual

Being totally and utterly in love with Louis Partridge

Alison: I think I am in love with Louis Partridge!!

Lydia: that means your louissexual !!

by Mr grumpy pants December 29, 2020

Louisiana Crab Dangler

A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.

Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.

by xvampirousx September 25, 2008

Louisa

The most beautiful girl on earth, can make your day just by smiling and you wouldn't know what to do without her

I love Louisa more than anyone

by Dylanj February 28, 2016

Louisiana Mud Hen

A female, usually a relative, that hits you up for anal sex every time you are together.

My cousin Rachel is a Louisiana Mud Hen. Every family Gary together she wants me up
In dat ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

Jersey Louie

A Jersey Louie is a right-hand turn followed by an immediate U-turn near the same intersection, in simulation of the compulsory jug-handle left turns common in the State of New Jersey. They intentionally effectuate a very safe left turn over the intersection , and are similar in shape to a jug-handle turn (without actually being one). A Jersey Louie is a ideal for when an accident or other fuck-up is clogging your egress leftward. Legend has it that Jersey Louies are the informal antecedent of formal jug-handle intersections.

Hotchkiss: I need to turn Eastbound but that ice cream truck is busted down in the left turn lane.

Michaela: Do a Jersey Louie.

Hotchkiss: Good thinking! A Thousand Blessings ! We slipped past that cluster-fuck at the light !

by joedaprogramma July 28, 2016

Jean-Louis

The Great King Prosperous Ruler of the Universe. Noted by the shine and glimmer from his glorious mane. Ruler of all Kingdoms, or just a plain bad ass mohterfucker!!!

Jean-Louis made a squiz and the entire universe collapsed.

by PeetKlopper May 31, 2013

Louisa

If you know a Louisa, you know the most amazing person in the world. The craziest and most genuine person you'll meet. She's got the cutest smile and the most amazing eyes which draw you in like an evening on a beach in Brunei. Or... Hawaii if you'd prefer. She's someone you'll never forget and spending time with her will turn you from Scrooge to a Leprechaun swimming in four leaf clovers. She's funny, sweet, smart, loving, artsy and most of all: lame. BUT, you'll love her for that. There's nothing you can't like about this girl and getting annoyed at her is like killing a baby and using the excuse he stole your ice cream to make yourself feel good about it. It doesn't happen. She's the best thing that can happen to you and if you don't make the most out of it, you're missing out on an amazing part of your life.

w00p Louisa

by psueeedomdominid November 8, 2013