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Oompa Loompa Dick

When you masturbate after eating cheetos or doritos but forget to wash your hands first
Brad: Man i accidentally gave myself an oompa loompa dick after having a snack yesterday.
by Farfegneugen October 15, 2019
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Oompa Loompa Wheelbarrow

A variation of the amazing sexual position, while the man holds the girl's legs to his waist while she balances on her hands crab-walk style. The man then begins to thrust inside her and picks her up higher until she is almost upside down on top of her head, causing the blood to rush to her head and look like an Oompa Loompa.
We called it the Oompa Loompa Wheelbarrow since I had her upside down like a wheelbarrow but picked her up higher and all the blood rushed to her head. She looked like an Oompa Loompa doing a crab walk getting shagged.
by senor bb March 25, 2010
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African Oompa-Loompa

A black dwarf in who lives in the hood that is particularity fond of tall women.
I saw an African Oompa-Loompa at the Stop-N-Go putting a bag of spicy Cheetos under his seat
by Zanman248 September 18, 2017
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Dirty Oompa Loompa

The act of packing your partner’s anus with saffron and proceeding to fuck them until your dick turns orange.
We originally just wanted to grab a little olive oil to use as lube, but once we saw the saffron in the pantry, we knew we had to try for the dirty oompa loompa.
by The Big Purple Helmet March 19, 2023
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Oompa loompa energy

When someone is doing everything thing right ; or balling out
“ Yo did you here Michael scored 53 points against us? He’s bringing that oompa loompa energy”
by Brommsforwho August 11, 2022
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Oompa Loompa Afterbirth

When some ugly ass trashy ass mother fucker mates with another ugly ass stupid in the face looking ass mother fucker and they have a double ugly ass stupid in the face dumb trashy child.
Person 1: Did you hear? Crystal and Jared are having a kid.

Person 2: That's gonna be one Oompa Loompa Afterbirth of a child.
by YO-YOgenius June 20, 2020
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Under an oompa loompa

Another comeback that is added to the end of a sentence to diss someone stupidly. Just like, "In bed".
Joe: Dood...I saw the TRIPPIEST thing yesterday!
Matt: Under an oompa loompa!
by Kelsey Razor November 14, 2007
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