loner with a boner

An event occurring on Sunday evenings when the alpha-male suddenly realizes that his nightly escapades suddenly seem for nothing as he is completely alone, finding himself laughed in the face by his suddenly erect boner and no one there to disarm it. Hence loner with a boner.

Oh, Jeffrey... he may be a stud on occasion, but come the day after he is only a loner with a boner.

by Kimotep October 12, 2009

loner boner

anyone who gets a boner when alone or in a group of guys.

Ryan Nagel is a total loner boner

by michael and andrew November 7, 2010

Loner Stoner

1. A person who has little or no friends and smokes cannabis when nobody is around.

2. A person who has little or no friends and utilizes drugs including psychedelics, heroin and other drugs.

"Who is that guy, why don't I ever see him with someone, why does he always look bored and seems happy when talking?"

"Most likely a loner stoner, they typically get baked at night so you will never see them stoned."

by Ben Gump August 28, 2009

lonered

all on your own or somebody on their own

dude 1:look @ that guy over there
dude 2:i know ! hes so lonered

by arty smarty October 4, 2011

Loner snapped

When a loner gets picked on, and has a great comeback.

"Chuck, you loner. You're not invited to the party of the century. All the girls will be there."
"Well, Bill, you're such a poopy-head."
"Omg, I just got loner snapped."

by Goofy Hallowheads July 30, 2012

Lonedonging

To use a dildo by urself.

The girl was caught lonedonging by her boyfriend because he couldn't satisfy her.

by Trying2hard1019 July 15, 2015

Loner Vote

Someone who upvotes their own definition on Urban Dictionary

Realizing that nobody voted on his definition after being published 10 days ago, Jimmy decided to give himself a loner vote.

by partyrockstar222 July 23, 2019