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lorax

The greatest children's book ever written. It still sends shivers down my spine every time I finish it. It tells the story of how big buisness will destroy the world (in an environmental sense). The lorax himself is a character in the story. Describe him? That's hard. I don't know if I can. He is smallish, and oldish, and brownish, and mossy. He speaks with a voice that is sharpish and bossy. He is the protector of nature and is the foil to the Onceler's (the narrator) callous buisness attitude, which looks at things one dimensionally, with buisness his only concern. His buisness grows inversely with the quality of nature, which eventually drives out all the native species. Eventually his buisness, which relies on nature (which the Onceler doesn't realize) completely shuts down as his resources are eliminated. This bitter irony conveys how selfishness leads to nothing.
"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues"
by I'll eat your children! September 5, 2005
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the logan

having sex with the floor; to bang the floor. To throw yourself toward the ground and pop back up repeatedly while banging the floor
That girl was doing the logan yesterday! She was pretty into it.
by Loganster March 12, 2008
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lorax tree

When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.
"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"

"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"
by Moist Asswipe March 30, 2017
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Loraxium

Loraxium is an unofficial group dedicated to the Lorax. We believe that the Lorax is a magnificent creature beyond our complete comprehension, and that trees are important. Please, join Loraxium. Do not join the Evil Butlers, they are our enemies. They all speak French and like to cut down trees.
Person 1: Hey, I just joined Loraxium!
Person 2: That's awesome, Loraxium is way better than those ugly Butlers.
by Skyler_Griffiths October 26, 2022
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Logan Thirtyacre

Just a controversial Floridian YouTuber and internet drama. He is famous for being the creator of the SML webseries and the channel of the same name in which is a successor to the (now-deleted) SuperMarioLogan channel.
Logan Thirtyacre is just a Floridian Mario fan
by Ryan900USAYT November 29, 2022
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logan paul

Gay shit who makes vids on dead humans and puts mustard up is ass and penis.
logan paul put a dildo up his ass last video he made.
by Nimnex October 20, 2018
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logan's warning

A blog run by a batshit insane unemployed middle aged welfare recipient who claims that there are secret muslim terrorists under every rock in his podunk town. The author is dead convinced that he is doing something vital for our national security. What's hilarious is that he will end up dying alone in some nursing home where nobody gives a damn about her. He seriously has an arabic warning "for muslim visitors" on his main page because apparently all muslims speak Arabic! Would be completely un-notable if it weren't for his constant whoring of his website on other people's forums.
Hey logan, you know what's interesting? Your blog has no impact on the real world, and never will. Have fun being a voice in the wilderness, it may distract you from not having a job. Years from now no one will ever remember anything you wrote, because nothing you wrote has any lasting value. When was the last time one of your articles aided our law enforcement agencies? Seriously, I'm asking you. When did your blog ever stop an act of terrorism, indirectly or directly?

The saddest thing is that there are real problems facing your home state - rampant meth use, domestic violence, skyrocketing divorce rates, bridges and roads falling apart, schools consistently at the bottom of the country, a broken health care system, tens of thousands of people on food stamps - and you choose to contribute to society by shrieking about secret Islamists. God help you. I'm secure in knowing that you basically wasted years of your life writing hit pieces that didn't serve any purpose. "Logan's Warning" my ass, as if your BLOG was some sort of cultural icon.
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