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/b/lockade

A process in which anons from /b/ raid the online chatroom Habbo Hotel by blocking various sections of rooms. This practice originated during the "pool's closed" incident, in which anons dressed as black men with suits and afros blocked the entrance to a pool while saying that it was "closed due to AIDS". When the habbo mods arrived, the anons simply called /b/lackup. Also called a /b/lackade, it has been known to have saved the lives of many habbos, from AIDS and stingray related deaths. Swastigets are also performed during /b/lockades.
Habbo: "Stop blocking the pool!"
Anon1: "The pool's closed due to AIDS, we must form a /b/lockade."
Mod: "MOVE OR YOU'RE BANNED!!"
Anon2: "I'm calling for /b/lackup!"
Anon1: "DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU"
Anon3: "These mods suck lol"
by callfor/b/lackup July 28, 2010
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Lockdown Syndrome

..... the feeling of depression and sadness because there is a mandatory "stay at home" mandate from the government. You cannot do what you would normally do in a normal day because you are not to leave your home, the restaurants are closed for dine-in and social gatherings are prohibited. This was brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic at the end of 2019 and most of 2020. Coined by Edward Veneracion on March 27, 2020, California, USA.
I think I have the "Lockdown Syndrome" , because I am feeling depressed because I cannot go out of my house and do the normal things I like to do nor can I socialize with my friends...
by EdwardTheRealtor March 27, 2020
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Lockdown Special

“To pull a Lockdown Special”: The action of undertaking a photograph, video call or conference appearing on-camera as fully clothed and appropriately dressed, despite not wearing appropriate (or any) clothing on the lower body which is out-of-view.

A Lockdown Special may be the act of a company employee appearing on a video meeting as wearing expected business attire, when in fact they are naked from the waist down, unbeknownst to any other meeting attendees.
“Jonathan pulled a Lockdown Special yesterday. He stood up to open the window and we all saw more than we hoped for.”
by myrightnut May 22, 2020
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Lockdown legs

A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.
Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.
by kidchameleon May 27, 2020
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Lockdown Layer

The unmistakable layer of fat around ones stomach, bum, hips and chin that has grown as a result staying inside and eating all the things during lockdown
I need to start a diet and get rid of this lockdown layer
by Pinkpenguin88 June 6, 2020
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Lockdown John

During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"

A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.
Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?

Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !

Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting

Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!
by Jonothan Isaac December 1, 2021
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pew locked

When you are trying to get out of church, and there are people at both ends of the pew that are not leaving, forcing you to stay. These people usually wait until the last note of the song is sung, or until everyone else in the aisle has passed before they leave.

If you get pew locked and you're in a hurry, you usually run into aisle salmon as well, delaying you further.
I was trying to get out of church quickly this morning to make it home before kickoff, but I was pew locked, so I ended up missing it.
by AugDog May 12, 2009
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