Liberator Boat

The greatest boat of all time. It masters through vicious waves with ease and looks better on water than any other boat out there. It also sounds really good if it has twin engines.

Dan: "Wow that boat looks nice, what kind is it?"
Jen: "That's a Liberator boat!"

by seadoopsycho January 2, 2011

Doki Doki Literature Club

Guy meets four girls at school. One of them is a Yandere who knows that she's in a video game. Hijinks ensue as she does what Yanderes do best.

That's all I can say without spoiling anything, assuming the word "Yandere" didn't give it away.

Doki Doki Literature Club seems like a cute game at first...but the further you go, the darker it gets. Kinda like Eversion.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

Ass Pulling Literature

Also known as Advanced Procrastination Literature or AP Lit. for short, is a high school class for "gifted" seniors who are supposedly extremely intelligent. In reality, these students have simply mastered the art of Bull-Shitting their way through English for the last 3-5 years of their lives. They just pull ideas out of their ass and write a fancily worded essay the night before and get A's on everything.

Giorgio: Oh my gosh Adam! How do you have an A in Advanced Placement Literature
Adam: It is actually called Ass Pulling Literature, I just wrote this essay that I got a 100% on last night
Vanessa: Me Too! These ideas came straight out of my asshole!

by barisaxy11 October 20, 2013

Literary handjob

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

by Devil monkey December 17, 2008

Cultured taste in literature

The rejection of bad writing including but not limited to Twilight, Harry Potter, and other such garbage.

Sid: I like Twilight!
Lee: Ew.
Sid: You suck
Lee: I have a cultured taste in literature.

by Mr. Culture January 22, 2011

literature circle

A fucking retarded thing that asshole teachers make you do because they think it's "educational". These teachers are retards and can't find and difference between left and write. These teachers are the teachers that mark you down a letter grade for being a dude and mark you up a letter grade for being a chick. The literature circle involves a compilation of losers sitting in a circle discussing a bunch of bullshit about a book that you read. Plus to make things shittier, you have to fill out faggy forms for each literature circle your group of losers does.

Teacher: We are going to be doing literature circles! Yayy!

Chick: Im sooo happy!

Dude: What are you guys faggy losers? Literature circles are a bunch of BS that don't teach you anything.

by Bartholemew Farter April 2, 2010

The Norton Anthology of American Literature

1. Noun: A gigantic book used by evil schools that force innocent high school kids to the death by the 2,930 pages of extremely small print, extremely long paragraphs, and extremely boring entries from authors ranging from Ralph Waldo Emerson to Anne Sexton (who ever the hell they are). Can also be called satan or the devil.

Phil: Shit dude, I have to read Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.

by AnOffshorePrawn January 4, 2008