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Libtard

Any member of the Libertarian party, or more generally, someone who follows their ideology. Usually, these people are either unwilling or unable to critically think about sociological or economic issues above the level of a high school sophomore, and would prefer instead to advocate for policies that disproportionately harm the poor and minorities. They are a close synonym for Conservatives, although they like weed.
Libertarian: “Taxation is theft! If you can’t afford life-saving medical care, you can just make your own alternative!”

Anyone they interact with: “Okay, Libtard.”
by AnonymousUser733 January 7, 2020
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libtard

N. Combination of liberal and retard
Used derogatorily by conservatives/Republicans for liberals/Democrats
Pl. Libtards

"Libterd", related and created using possibly this word as a foundation, or possibly from a different source as a combination of Liberal and Terd, without the prior knowledge of Libtard
Yea, Libtard, I guess you want free health-care too?!
by JRW January 24, 2005
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Libtard

A term used by Republicans during political discussion (generally on the internet) with Liberals or Democrats. It is used in place of an actual response to an opinion given by a Liberal/Democrat.
The term is commonly followed by the term "Snowflake.
Democrat: I think Donald Trump is a fascist.

Republican: No, libtard! Aren't you just a snowflake?
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linear jerk

Another form of the ever popular, "circle jerk", where there are only two participants therefore forming a "line" instead of a "circle".

The two participants jerk-off together and when they have both completed the action, they have attained a "linear jerk". Although sometimes referred to as a "linear wank", in the United States it has been growing in popularity in dorm rooms everwhere under the term "linear jerk".
Eric and I were in our dorm room, and it was just us, so we did a linear jerk. Next time you should come and we can have a circle jerk!
by J-P- October 3, 2006
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Libtard

Short for Liberal Retard. A privilege idiot left wing individual in the US who he/she thinks they know better than anybody else. They have been fed with lies from the left mainstream media and they just keep repeating these lies like parrots. They can't have a constructive argument or debate with conservative leaning people or even moderates. They usually start ranting when they fail with their ideas and call the other side of the discussions terms like; racist, bigot, and deplorable (a word newly added to their dictionary after it was used by Hilary Clinton).

They believe in stuff like free healthcare which is not true and is paid for by raising taxes on everybody and waiting in line for months to get an X-ray not to mention surgery. They also believe in the utopia of the green new deal and banning fossil fuel industry which will massively raise gas prices on low income and middle class working families, at the same time, they keep repeating the Nordic Model like Norway, although Norway mainly get wealth from oil and fossil fuel industry and have the most strict and toughest immigration system.

One can literally like several books on their idiocy.
-Libtard: We should ban fracking, fossil fuel industry
-Civil American: I believe we can surely invest in new options of energy but we can't ban that entirely. It will affect peoples' life and hurt the US economy
-Libtard: Noooo! you are deplorable. Ban it right now look at the Nordic Model
-Civil American: Actually Norway get most of their wealth from oil and investing in fossil fuel industries.
-Libtard (face turning red and shouting): You are a bigot and deplorable .. I can't believe I am even talking to an idiot like you .... (walks away from conversation)
by TrueVision20 April 1, 2021
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sexual intercourse with Jeremy Lin, point guard for the New York Knicks in the National Basketball Association.
Lintercourse feels great! That Jeremy is so unselfish and gets excellent penetration.
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