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The Loose Linguini

Created by a stylish, party going Toronto man Andre De Luca in early April 2010 - The Loose Linguini is a loose and hip dance that involves the rhythmic and zen like flowing of your arms and shoulders until they actually become as loose as linguini making people remove their pants and yell out "Pow!" in pure amazement!
Did you see him bust the loose linguini on her? Pow! He's getting laid tonight! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
by KROCK420 May 4, 2010
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Linguistocrat

A linguistocrat is a person who uses language in an overly verbose manner, often implying that their vocabulary or command of language is superior to others.
Pepe is such a linguistocrat, he talks as though he is a walking dictionary.
by linguistocrat December 25, 2009
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Adnani Linguistic Theory

The Adnani linguistic theory deals with the definition of words. It is based on the premise that dictionaries should move away from the function of an abridged encyclopedia and start constructing discrete formulas that can be used to decode all words.

One quick example that comes to mind is to define a word by a sequence of three words, the first of which identifies the discrete object and the second two help us locate it in the cognitive map.

Examples:

Boy = Male at youth

Youth = Stage of development

Development = Growing with intention

Intention = Action with deliberation

Music = Sound with intention

Sound = Information with loudness

Information = Clues about reality

The interesting, and even fun part about working on these algorithms is that they are actually more metaphysical and metaphorical than the standard suggestive, encyclopedic methodology.

For example:

Color = Variation invoking emotion

Blue = Color of God

Notice that a color can be any "variation", so a change in speech, or perhaps a musical movement, or even the mood of a given setting.

The most important change that one would see with the implementation of such a system of definition is that meaning would cease to be an aloof idea that everyone should hope to randomly stumble upon and would start to be the social foundation that we all desire it to be.
The creator of the Adnani Linguistic Theory believes that a more formulaic method of definition will lead to an increased base of common and useful meaning in the world.
by Doctor Adhan November 12, 2010
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penis linguines

a phrase used as an insult to another person.
"your such a penis linguines"
by Jared Narine March 28, 2003
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linguistics

linguistics sucks sucks sucks
by Dong Woo March 13, 2005
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Linguiphile

The incorrect term for someone who loves words.
The lingui- prefix comes from the word linguistic, but there is no basis to make this determination when fusing the word linguistics with the suffix -phile. In any case, the root for linguistics is "Logo", which stands for "words". Therefore, a lover of words would more correctly be called a Logophile.
"Man. I just LOVE words. I'm a linguiphile."
"If you REALLY loved words, you'd know the word is "logophile", you fucking tool."
by SidWreck January 5, 2010
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Linguistic

Someone who gets a strange joy from correcting other peoples spelling and grammatical errors on the Internet.Often Anal retentive and can count their friends on one hand.

Referring to a person of this nature as a Linguistic will drive them insane, as its not the correct use of the word. Also see Grammar Nazi.
tim: I went to that new restuarant yesterday, the burgers their are nice.

john: Whats a restuarant? oh you mean restaurant. also I think you meant there not their.

tim: didn't realize that you were such a Linguistic.
by hc..................... April 21, 2009
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